Beware The Fish, Men Who Skinny-Dip

[Blind Hemingway]

Gives new meaning to "swedish meatballs." This should not have made me laugh so hard.....

 

[Minibit]

I don't even HAVE any and this made me cross my legs so hard there is no longer any circulation in my toes!

 

[CrazyDragon]

Oh you heard of the Pacu attacking skinny dipping men too. We had one of those fish living in our bathtub when I was a kid...and no we didn't bathe with it because I know someone is going to ask.

 

[Torsty]

Last summer, a pacu was found in an Illinois lake; in 2011, a pacu was blamed for the death of two men in Papua New Guinea, where it is reportedly nicknamed "the ball cutter."

ROFL

Anyway, I got the information I was looking for:

in addition to its frightful reputation, the pacu is known for having a mild, slightly sweet flavor. A 1997 U.S. academic study found the taste to be "comparable to that of hybrid striped bass, tilapia, and rainbow trout, but superior to catfish."

LET'S GO FISHIN'!!!

 

[MurderDeathKill]

Oh hey, it's not like I ever will swim in water that isn't a pool ever again in my life. ._.

 

[Banana-senpai]

THIS. I mean that! Fish! asdfghjkl oh my god

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

I have a feeling Australians are laughing at you lot right now.

 

[CosmicWeinerDog]

...This is a strange thought, but those teeth (Hell the entire mouthline) is surprisingly human. I wonder if it'd be possible to breed the fish to be used as an inexpensive means for dental transplants for people missing teeth.