Best Quotes

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Arsenal XA4, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. Basically I want to see what your favorite quotes from movies, games, or books.

    Killzone:

    Rico: Wow, the brain actually agrees with the grunt!

    Hakka: Given enough time even a monkey can write Shakespeare.

    Templar: So you agree on something... Get over it...

    Rico: *Snort* What the fuck's a 'shakespeare...'

    SOCOM: Fireteam Bravo/Fireteam Bravo II

    *After bombing a technical:*

    Lonestar: At least we didn't put sugar in the tank. That woulda just been mean.

    *When under fire:*

    Lonestar: Whaddya'll got against Texans?!

    *In the final mission:*

    O'Rourke: Yer stronger than an entire army an' yet ye'd settle ta be pawns fer the navy?

    O'Rourke: Is this yer best choice fer gittin' ae college education?

    Transformers: Autobots/Decepticons (Nintendo DS)

    Police Helo Pilot: Dispatch, in pursuit of a... large... metal... man?

    Police Officer: Dispatch, suspect is thirty feet tall and has a metal complection.

    Police Officer: Is there a sci-fi convention in town?

    Police Helo Pilot: Dispatch we've got a... umm, ahh... What's the code for giant robot attack?

    Monster Hunter Freedom/Freedom 2/Freedom Unite

    The description for the Khezu hide reads 'Feels strange. It makes you want to rub it all over yourself.'

    John Carpenter's Vampires

    "Did you get wood off of that?"

    "Yeah... Mahogany..."

    Red Storm Rising

    "Sir, the HMS Battleaxe just asked us 'WHAT IS A RUEBEN JAMES.' What should I send back?"

    "Tell them 'At least we don't name our ships after our mothers-in-law.'"
     
  2. Brutal Legend:

    "I want you guys to squeeze tight around me, like a Rock' N' Roll sphincter, you guys know what a sphincter is?"
     
  3. Black Lagoon:

    "Amen Hallelujah and peanutbutter."
     
  4. If Elfen Lied counts...
    Lucy: "Does it hurt now?"
    Simple, twisted, end of story.
     
  5. "You are NOT certified to drink your own urine!"
     
  6. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth

    Badrach: I don't wanna die!

    Oh wait, I'm already dead...

    ...

    I DON'T WANT TO GO TO NIFELHEIM!!!

    Badrach (when killed): Not again!!!
     
  7. Deadman Wonderland. It's filled with awesome quotes.
     
  8. Some of my favourite video game quotes come from...

    STAR WARS: REPUBLIC COMMANDO

    Boss: Did they find the data?
    Scorch: No, I hid it pretty well.
    Boss: Where, exactly?
    Scorch: Mmmm, you don't wanna know.

    Scorch: Man, this place gives me the creeps.
    Sev: Ah, Scorch... Nothing better than a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bush, putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's cranium...
    [sighs wistfully]
    Sev: Makes me feel alive.
    Scorch: Okay, now Oh-Seven's giving me the creeps.

    Boss: [sees a lightsaber] An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!

    Scorch: I think we may have to blast our way through that... And I'm *not* just saying that because I love to blow stuff up.
    Sev: Yes, you are.

    Fixer: Hold up, Squad. I'm getting a read on something big headed this way.
    Scorch: Hope it's not a spider droid.
    [A spider droid comes up from an elevator]
    Sev: Guess what? It's a spider droid.
     
  9. *why the hell not I will post once under here* well the best quote/quotes I herd was from NintendoCapriSun

    "Take a dump in the toilet"
    "Where's my Boat" *well you have to see one of his WindWaker LP's to get that one*
     
  10. Warhammer 40,000 Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

    Gorgutz: Why do ya 'umies yap so much?
    General Alexander: You've come here to die, alien!
    Gorgutz: Guess so...

    Fallout 2

    "If I like you, you can call me Sarge. But guess what? I DON'T LIKE YOU. Do you understand?!"

    Einhander

    "Ich schicke zur Hoelle!" (I'll send you to hell!)
    "Kampformazion D! Kampformazion D!" (Battle Formation D!)
    "Du wirst sterben." (You will die.)
    "Willkomen. Hier findest du nur dein grab." (Welcome. Here you will find nothing but your grave.)

    Iron Man (Movie)

    "Tony Stark built this in a CAVE! With a pile of SCRAPS!"

    "That's the problem, sir. We're not Tony Stark."
     
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    "When you get to hell, tell 'em I sent you. There's a group discount."
     
  12. American Psycho:

    *Hysterical* "HEY PAUL?"

    "AHHHHHHHHH."

    *Decapitates Paul with a fire axe*
     
  13. "I want to have your abortion."
     
  14. Lander Crew, Star Control 2

    !!!! MAYDAY FROM SURFACE !!!!
    WE HAVE COME UNDER FIRE FROM AN ALIEN VESSEL WE FOUND HIDING ON THE SURFACE OF PLUTO! WE HAVE RETURNED FIRE, BUT OUR STUNNER CAN'T PENETRATE THE SHIP'S HULL ARMOR. CAPTAIN! THEY KILLED KOWALSKI, FRITZ, CHIN, O'DONNELL, LUIGI AND ALL THREE OF THE LIEBERMANN TRIPLETS! WE ARE INITIATING EMERGENCY LAUNCH PROCEDURES.
    ---- END OF TRANSMISSION ----
     
  15. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl

    Stalker: When I was a boy three fates came to me in the form of good fairies.

    'We have a destiny for you!' they said to me.

    'Either you will become a perfect soldier or you will have brains like Einstein on steroids and the memory of an elephant.'

    Guitarist: Which did you pick?

    Stalker: Actually... I can't remember...

    Stalkers: (Laughter)

    Freedomer: I hear people talking about radiation. I've been here for ten years and I don't notice anything.

    Stoner: Definitely... Only recently the feathers on my tail have been molting more often.
     
  16. ...... Stalkers have feathers on their.... WHAT?!
     
  17. Battlefield Bad Company 2

    Overheard on UAV Operator Radio: "Hey, if you nail that bad guy, I'll get you ice cream for dinner."

    And, Reiz now presents Haggard and Sweetwater dinner theater.

    Haggard: Hey, why do you think people wear cowboy hats to war?
    Sweetwater: I don't know. The cowboys haven't gone to war in over a hundred years.
    Haggard: Nah, the Cowboys go to war every Sunday. Sometimes Monday.
     
  18. When the game of life makes you feel like quittin'
    It helps a lot if you KILL A KITTEN - Stephen Lynch
     
  19. Craig Christ. Nuff said.
     
  20. Since we're quoting Stephen Lynch...

    "Maybe I can't walk on H2o, But
    I GOT HYDROPONIC SHIT THAT ME N' JUDAS GROW!"

    *A bunch of white children looking about in wonder in a gun shop, two kids holding handguns, to the caption:*
    "America....Fuck yeah"

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