We all have been in a friendly (or maybe not so friendly) back and forth with another person before, or maybe you've listened to one, and either you or someone comes up with a really good comeback/burn that leaves you thinking, "wow." Why don't you leave some of the comebacks you've used/heard on this thread. You never know, maybe someone might need one in the future and because of this thread, they're able to shut the person they're arguing with up. Some of the ones I've heard/used are: "You are what you eat." In response to being called a pussy by your friends. (This usually only works with guys, at least in my experience they do, because they're the ones who call other guys pussies.) "Bitches follow." When someone opens the door for you and says, "Ladies first." (Again, this is more of a guy thing, or if the person is being a condescending prick.) So I think you get the idea. Post away!