Behold your new master!

Asmodeus

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  1. Douche
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It is the Asmo-Cake.

It is beauty and horror, all that is grotesque and splendorous in man. A bloated king atop his silver throne, fat with the promises of jam and butter icing. With its 28-pronged crown of elemental colour it will bring you sweetest pleasure and exquisite agony, at once your saviour and your spongey damnation.

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Invoke not its wrath, nor bend your ear to its whispered seductions. For in the honeycomb chambers of its baked flesh it shall turn the world full-circle...

... and it shall be you whom is devoured.
 
Sorry....it's just........nasty......

So ">:|" to you, my friend!
 
It's kinda cute!
 
It's a MONSTER!
 
Torsty's lost his youth.
 
I've heard Asmo on about how his E-peen is so big. But the one thing he can't do is ice a cake I guess.

STILL LOOKS TASTY THOUGH. DIRECTIONS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
 
...mail me a peice?

FAT MAN SEE CAKE.

FAT MAN HUNGER.


HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
 
I'm eating more of it now.

The fridge has increased the deliciousness quotient.
 
Its a pitty all who eat it ear infected by the hive mind. Ill miss Asmo, and will not bow to Cakemo.
 
No no Asmo. That okay. No. *throws out cake* I make you better cake. Si si.
 
Looking at that thing, I suddenly feel the urge to watch Troll 2 or Hook.

Belated birthday well-wishes.
 
*Tamashii no Rufuran (Soul's Refrain) suddenly plays in this thread after Asmo eats the cake.*