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Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#1

It is the Asmo-Cake.

It is beauty and horror, all that is grotesque and splendorous in man. A bloated king atop his silver throne, fat with the promises of jam and butter icing. With its 28-pronged crown of elemental colour it will bring you sweetest pleasure and exquisite agony, at once your saviour and your spongey damnation.


Invoke not its wrath, nor bend your ear to its whispered seductions. For in the honeycomb chambers of its baked flesh it shall turn the world full-circle...

... and it shall be you whom is devoured.
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
#2
Sorry....it's just........nasty......

So ">:|" to you, my friend!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#3
It's kinda cute!
 

Diana

Owlmageddon comes. Ò◇Ó
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#4
It's a MONSTER!
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#5
Torsty's lost his youth.
 
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
#7
I've heard Asmo on about how his E-peen is so big. But the one thing he can't do is ice a cake I guess.

STILL LOOKS TASTY THOUGH. DIRECTIONS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
 
W

Warmaster Death

Guest
#8
...mail me a peice?

FAT MAN SEE CAKE.

FAT MAN HUNGER.


HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#9
is this new bread cult propaganda?
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
#10
I refuse his buttery advances!
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#11
I'm eating more of it now.

The fridge has increased the deliciousness quotient.
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#12
Its a pitty all who eat it ear infected by the hive mind. Ill miss Asmo, and will not bow to Cakemo.
 
I

Inane Nihilist

Guest
#13
No no Asmo. That okay. No. *throws out cake* I make you better cake. Si si.
 

CoffeeCake

"Are you asking me why people eat potatoes?"
#14
Looking at that thing, I suddenly feel the urge to watch Troll 2 or Hook.

Belated birthday well-wishes.
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
#15
*Tamashii no Rufuran (Soul's Refrain) suddenly plays in this thread after Asmo eats the cake.*