Behold your new master!

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light

It is the Asmo-Cake.

It is beauty and horror, all that is grotesque and splendorous in man. A bloated king atop his silver throne, fat with the promises of jam and butter icing. With its 28-pronged crown of elemental colour it will bring you sweetest pleasure and exquisite agony, at once your saviour and your spongey damnation.


Invoke not its wrath, nor bend your ear to its whispered seductions. For in the honeycomb chambers of its baked flesh it shall turn the world full-circle...

... and it shall be you whom is devoured.
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
Sorry....it's just........nasty......

So ">:|" to you, my friend!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
It's kinda cute!
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
It's a MONSTER!
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
I've heard Asmo on about how his E-peen is so big. But the one thing he can't do is ice a cake I guess.

STILL LOOKS TASTY THOUGH. DIRECTIONS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
 
W

Warmaster Death

Guest
...mail me a peice?

FAT MAN SEE CAKE.

FAT MAN HUNGER.


HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
is this new bread cult propaganda?
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
I'm eating more of it now.

The fridge has increased the deliciousness quotient.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Its a pitty all who eat it ear infected by the hive mind. Ill miss Asmo, and will not bow to Cakemo.
 
I

Inane Nihilist

Guest
No no Asmo. That okay. No. *throws out cake* I make you better cake. Si si.
 

CoffeeCake

"Are you asking me why people eat potatoes?"
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
No such thing
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks, Beginner, Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Female, Agender, Primarily Prefer Female
Looking at that thing, I suddenly feel the urge to watch Troll 2 or Hook.

Belated birthday well-wishes.
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
*Tamashii no Rufuran (Soul's Refrain) suddenly plays in this thread after Asmo eats the cake.*