Behold your new master!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, Apr 18, 2010.

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    It is the Asmo-Cake.

    It is beauty and horror, all that is grotesque and splendorous in man. A bloated king atop his silver throne, fat with the promises of jam and butter icing. With its 28-pronged crown of elemental colour it will bring you sweetest pleasure and exquisite agony, at once your saviour and your spongey damnation.

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    Invoke not its wrath, nor bend your ear to its whispered seductions. For in the honeycomb chambers of its baked flesh it shall turn the world full-circle...

    ... and it shall be you whom is devoured.
     
  2. Sorry....it's just........nasty......

    So ">:|" to you, my friend!
     
  3. It's kinda cute!
     
  4. It's a MONSTER!
     
  5. Torsty's lost his youth.
     
  6. I've heard Asmo on about how his E-peen is so big. But the one thing he can't do is ice a cake I guess.

    STILL LOOKS TASTY THOUGH. DIRECTIONS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
     
  7. Ray

    He smiled and did the same.
     
  8. is this new bread cult propaganda?
     
  9. I refuse his buttery advances!
     
  10. Ray

    "Yep. Technically, only slightly larger than average, I have a big head. I have more access to all of the aspects of my brain because I taught myself how to surpass normal limits from a pretty young age. It's almost like a super power." He joked.
     
  11. Its a pitty all who eat it ear infected by the hive mind. Ill miss Asmo, and will not bow to Cakemo.
     
  12. Blair

    She chuckled "As much as I hate it I agree. Besides, we need to rake in some cash" she joked as she got up. She stretched and yawned again "Although laziness does sound nice."

    Gwen

    She scoffed "I'm not having you sneak. I can just text Belle and see if she will do it," She frowned
     
  13. Looking at that thing, I suddenly feel the urge to watch Troll 2 or Hook.

    Belated birthday well-wishes.
     
  14. *Tamashii no Rufuran (Soul's Refrain) suddenly plays in this thread after Asmo eats the cake.*