Beautiful People (song parody)- "The Beautiful Veggies"

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

Here's the original song for any who don't know the song "The Beautiful People" originally performed by Marylin Manson.

You don't want them, you think you don't need them.
Don't resist 'cause your gonna eat 'em.
Beans and greens with some mushy peas,
the greens are there to justify the meat.

The beautiful veggies, the beautiful veggies.
It's all relative to the size of your servings.
You can't eat the veggies on your plate,
then no desert will come (don't feel no hate!)

There's no time to discriminate,
eat all the veggies on your plate!

Hey! You! What are you trying to eat?
Eat some veggies or you get no cake!
Hey! You! Are you trying to be lean?
Grab some celery and eat those greens!

The beautiful veggies, the beautiful veggies (ahhhhhh)
The beautiful veggies, the beautiful veggies (ahhhhhh)

The greens grow tasty, no need for the roast,
you can smoke a veggie kabob (this is no hoax!)
Fast food has made it this way,
go eat something healthy and be on your way!

Hey! You! Are you trying to be lean?
Eat your veggies, no time bacon!
Hey! You! What are you trying to eat?
Peas, carrots, just eat your greens!

The beautiful veggies, the beautiful veggies!
The beautiful veggies, the beautiful veggies!

 

[Fijoli]

lol what kind of feedback are you looking for?

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

Not sure. I suppose I could have clarified what kind in the first place.

I suppose whether it's funny or not and if it's well constructed in comparison to the original song from Marilyn Manson.

To boot, I can't take sole credit for this parody though. It was the work of a friend from work and I, though he's not exactly internet savvy.

 

[Fijoli]

though he's not exactly internet savvy.

XD Hahaha

Well in that case, I would totally see myself singing these lyrics over this song to kids and making them laugh because children's laughter is the bee's knees. Also, the humorous side to you is showing and it's kinda fun to see :D

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

It would be something for kids. Though I find more humor in knowing what the original song is as compared, the children not so much. Kind of like one of those animated flicks which has subtle adult humor which usually jets over the kids heads.