Beat me to that Pun!

Mathmeticians are very interesting people. They've always got sumthing to talk about.

Your topic: Ham.
 
(The wink implied that I wanted something dirty, but whatever; what done is done, we cunt do nothing about it anymore. But yeah, essentially you Shatnered my expectations)

Your topic is Francisco Goya.
 
If you're gonna sit here and paint all day, at least Goya over there.

Shower
 
Wagner impersonated an army officer once, but was quickly discovered because of an incorrect rank. He was Somephony in C Major.
He actually made the precursor to the band Nickel B: Nicolay.
He was never one for romance, though. One time he said, "I had a Tristan Isolde it."

Drow
 
I couldn't tell a joke about a Drow, but it would be too DARK.

Mustard
 
"Colonel! Mustard the troops! The enemy is attacking and we haven't a clue where from!"
"Yellow cowards! No doubt this is the French's work!"

Green Gables
 
Shirley someone can make a pun from that. Anne-y one?
I guess that was a Blythe. Time for Diana to Barry it.

Necktie
 
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I seriously could not think of any puns for Green Gables. I choked on the subject. I have disappointed you, Anne! I should be hanged!

Game of Thrones
 
Why did the season turn to spring? Because Winterfell and it can't get back up!

The next word is genoise cake
 
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