Beat me to that Pun!

I could probably name 53 puns!

Snow
 
Well there's snow place like home for the holidays.

Opera
 
You're not going to be milking a single pun outta me.

Next Poster: Your word is Rabbit
 
A vicious bunny you say? I guess it must have been rabbit.

Soup
 
I really hope I can come up with a souperb pun!

Flour
 
Hope you don't find this pun grist-ly. But if you do, please don't ground me into dust. I wasn't bread for that kind of death.

Alexander Pushkin
 
You could say Alexander be Pushkin' up daisies.

Cow
 
Surely, you must have something better bacon in your brain-oven.

Waffle.
 
That sounds a bit mean. And your pun isn't even better than that earlier one!

Okay, no, this is a terrible pun. Not ironed out well enough. I bet someone else could make a better one.

Pancakes
 
The kid flipped out because I beat him in a card game.

Your topic is: Apple
 
Someone should make an app for this.

Get it? "App"? As in the Apple thing with Steve Jobs and stuff? No?
Dammit. I wonder what Maluscious thing is keeping you from understanding that pun...

Topic: Alfred Hitchcock.
(Additional restriction, if you dare take the challenge: Must refer to at least five films of his, and not all at the same time)
 
Wow you're driving me psycho, I might just have to feed you to the birds and throw you out of my rear window. After I throw you I'll get vertigo because the wind is blowing so hard north by northwest.

euthenasia
 
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Did you know that because their palates are less dulled by fast food and additives, that teens in China are far fussier eaters than their North American peers? It must be hard to cook for those selective youth in Asia

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Lol... when I first read that I laughed. Your pun blew away my mind. I literally yelled "Oh! This is so funny!" it was that funny. I got real violetly happy with your joke, boy. It was just... I dunno, I was just swimming in, like, baize of laughter.

Sorry for the terrible puns... I hope my future puns aren't azurely bad as these ones.


Your topic is "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
 
Best thread ever!

Did you hear? Sgt Pepper is banned from the lonely hearts club!
(Best I could do with that haha)

Magic
 
Do I need to spell it out for you? Magic is little more than parlor tricks.

Evil
 
Dang, I'm not very good with argently thinking of good puns...

Yer topic is: Something ;)
 
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