Beat me to that Pun!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by LogicfromLogic, Dec 1, 2013.

  1. Alright you lot. We have a pun battle on our hands!

    The rules?

    Come up with a pun to the poster above you. Example:

    Logic posted:

    Next poster, your word is Gravity.

    fromLogic replied:

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

    Next poster, your word is baseball.

    So on and so on. You try to find a pun to the word you have been given.

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    NO inappropriate puns please. Since there is a select age group around this area, I want to keep this at least tolerable.

    If you cannot find a pun to the word given to you, you lose. You may still post, but that round you lost, and the next person after you has to figure a pun out for your word; do not post a word if you lose that round.

    So, here we go:

    Next poster's word is duck.
     
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  2. I guess I can't DUCK OUT of this one

    Your topic is trees
     
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  3. I better bark out a good tree-pun...

    Your topic is intestines
     
  4. Well I hope this pun is on the right tract

    the topic is cats
     
  5. Do I have to right meow?

    Alcohol
     
  6. I bet a bad drunk comedian gets a lot of booze from the crowd.

    Your topic is astrology
     
  7. I don't think I can divine a pun from that.

    Your topic is jaundice.
     
  8. River, than you cannot give a word. That means you lost this round.
     
  9. He didn't give a word, he gave a topic

    You don't have to YELLOW 'bout it
     
  10. I meant that he lost that round because he couldn't give a pun about the topic given, thus that round was lost. Which the next person has to find a pun to astrology.
     
  11. H
    he did make a pun.

    Divination and astrology are closely linked; he said he couldn't DIVINE a pun
     
  12. Oh...I feel stupid now. I will go sit in a corner now in my shame.
     
  13. Lol, I just realized I forgot a topic after my jaundice pun

    Next person gets 'sweets'!
     
  14. I’m not going to sugarcoat it, Honey. Coming up with a sweet pun can make you a Smarties

    Fish
     
  15. Salmon else get this one

    Christmas
     
  16. I think I need to spruce up my place for Christmas this year.

    snow
     
  17. Do top scientists in the North get the Snowbelt Prize?


    Your topic is felon
     
  18. I saw a midget escaping from prison via a rope down the walls; as our eyes met he sneered at me and I thought 'that's a little condescending'

    Music
     
  19. Music puns are just not my forte

    School
     
  20. Hope this pun's funny... Nah, it probably won't be. Oh well, it's the principal of the joke that counts.

    Iodine