Beat me to that Pun!

[LogicfromLogic]

Alright you lot. We have a pun battle on our hands!

The rules?

Come up with a pun to the poster above you. Example:

Logic posted:

Next poster, your word is Gravity.

fromLogic replied:

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Next poster, your word is baseball.

So on and so on. You try to find a pun to the word you have been given.

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NO inappropriate puns please. Since there is a select age group around this area, I want to keep this at least tolerable.

If you cannot find a pun to the word given to you, you lose. You may still post, but that round you lost, and the next person after you has to figure a pun out for your word; do not post a word if you lose that round.

So, here we go:

Next poster's word is duck.

 

[Minibit]

I guess I can't DUCK OUT of this one

Your topic is trees

 

[RiverNotch]

I better bark out a good tree-pun...

Your topic is intestines

 

[Falcon]

Well I hope this pun is on the right tract

the topic is cats

 

[Minibit]

Do I have to right meow?

Alcohol

 

[LogicfromLogic]

I bet a bad drunk comedian gets a lot of booze from the crowd.

Your topic is astrology

 

[RiverNotch]

I don't think I can divine a pun from that.

Your topic is jaundice.

 

[LogicfromLogic]

River, than you cannot give a word. That means you lost this round.

 

[Minibit]

River, than you cannot give a word. That means you lost this round.

He didn't give a word, he gave a topic

You don't have to YELLOW 'bout it

 

[LogicfromLogic]

I meant that he lost that round because he couldn't give a pun about the topic given, thus that round was lost. Which the next person has to find a pun to astrology.

 

[Minibit]

H

I meant that he lost that round because he couldn't give a pun about the topic given, thus that round was lost. Which the next person has to find a pun to astrology.

he did make a pun.

Divination and astrology are closely linked; he said he couldn't DIVINE a pun

 

[LogicfromLogic]

Oh...I feel stupid now. I will go sit in a corner now in my shame.

 

[Minibit]

Lol, I just realized I forgot a topic after my jaundice pun

Next person gets 'sweets'!

 

[Falcon]

I'm not going to sugarcoat it, Honey. Coming up with a sweet pun can make you a Smarties

Fish

 

[Minibit]

Salmon else get this one

Christmas

 

[Falcon]

I think I need to spruce up my place for Christmas this year.

snow

 

[LogicfromLogic]

Do top scientists in the North get the Snowbelt Prize?


Your topic is felon

 

[Minibit]

I saw a midget escaping from prison via a rope down the walls; as our eyes met he sneered at me and I thought 'that's a little condescending'

Music

 

[Falcon]

Music puns are just not my forte

School

 

[RiverNotch]

Hope this pun's funny... Nah, it probably won't be. Oh well, it's the principal of the joke that counts.

Iodine