Bat Belt

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Ochalla, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. So we all know that Batman has a wide array of gadgets and gizmos in his utility belt, but what about things he doesn't carry but should.

    An Umbrella - Gotham City seems to be constantly in the middle of a rain storm. Wouldn't it be polite for him to have one when sidekicks and rescued victims arn't wearing waterproof costumes?

    Breath Mints - Just because they're scum doesn't mean they should have to smell bad breath when you're talking to them three inches from their face.
     
  2. Condoms.

    BECAUSE BATMAN PROMOTES SAFE SEX.
     
  3. A FEMALE ROBIN, DUH.
     
  4. A FOOKIN SNIPER RIFLE, FOR THE ONE THAT ALMOST GOT AWAY!!!!!