Barfight 2.0

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Soldato

Guest
Original poster
*Headbutts Grumpy with his metal cranium before throwing him out the window. A small light above it lights up reading GOAL*

FUCK YEAH!

*Does a Victory Dive onto Captain Nic.*
 
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Vay

Guest
Original poster
*throws the bar at Pao.

Please enjoy our complimentary peanuts.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Original poster
IN MY DREAMS LET US GO FULL THROTTLE

*Headbutts the table in half, knocking himself out in the process*
 

Childish Grumpino

all things are nothing to me
DONATING MEMBER
*FLYING DROP-KICKS through a window and knocks Seiji into a table*

NO WIZARDS.

*Throws Paorou at Soldato*
 
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Seiji

Guest
Original poster
My wizard's hat..! YOU SON OF A BI--

*throws a wild, two-handed Shatner Punch(tm) at Grumpy*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Soldato, you don't have a metal cranium.

Seiji, you're not a wizard.

Both of you go sit in the ISAF-bullshit corner.



*staggers out of the bathroom with a toilet-brush in each hand*

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*delivers a flurry of brush-strikes to Grumpy's ribcage*
 

Childish Grumpino

all things are nothing to me
DONATING MEMBER
*Spits blood in Asmodeus's face and hits him with a whisky bottle*

I'LL SHOW YOU ISAF BULLSHIT.
 
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Vay

Guest
Original poster
*dual wields underaged bar patrons doing a tornado slice with both of then against seiji*
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
Original poster
*all 161cms of WMD drop kicks seiji into vay's underage bar patron weaponage, whist snatching the bottle of whiskeyfrom grumpy*
THIS'DBETTER BE FUCKIN' SCOTCH!
 

Childish Grumpino

all things are nothing to me
DONATING MEMBER
NAH IT'S JD.

*Cackles manically and throws Asmo at WMD*
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
Original poster
*throws the jack to the ground in disgust before getting hit by asmo, which sends wmd careening into the alcohol fridge*

FUCK FIGHTING! LOOK AT ALL THESE SLABS!
*WMD starts drinking*
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
Original poster
*WMD clniks two beers against one of orochi's bottles, then starts to chug both beers at once*
 
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Vay

Guest
Original poster
*breaks orochi's bottles with a throw underage bar patron*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
*regains consciousness behind the bar*

*notices WMD and Orochi drinking*

*shakes head in disappointment*


Right. Time to call in the artillery.


*breaks open the peanut bags and starts flicking them at people*

DIE!
 
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Vay

Guest
Original poster
*Using the underaged bar patron and 1337 cricket skilllz hits peanuts back at asmo*
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Original poster
*Stabs Vay in the kidney with a beer bottle shiv*

Never speak leet in front of me.

Never.
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
Original poster
*WMD sees a bottle of smirnoff, and in a fit of disgust, soaks a rage with the shitty vodka, before ramming the rag in seperate, full bottle pof smirnoff, befre lighting the rag and throwing it at Fel*