Barfight 2.0

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Soldato

Guest
#1
People of Insanity...I believe it has been a while since we've had a right and proper showdown. So once again it is time for the legendary Barfight.

Rules of Drunken Brawling
No ISAF bullshit (I'm looking at you Ryker)
No weapons you would find outside of a bar.

Apart from that have at it!

*Stands behind the bar polishing a few glass mugs.*
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#2
HEY FAGGOT.

SUCK MY DICK.

*Throws a glass bottle at Soldato*
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
#4
*Stands all alone in the corner preaching about the negative health-effects of alcohol*

AH-HA! DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, DID YE??

*throws his script in the back of WMD's head*
 

Warmaster Death

Not Quite Dead Yet!
#5
*staggers, picking up a barstol and breaking it across Torsty's face*
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
#6
*Nic pokes WMD to get his attention*
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#7
*throws nic at sol's bottle shelf*
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#9
*Paorou flutters in the room with sparkles*

In my dream, don’t let me wake up~
I won’t let anyone get in our way
Keep whispering in my ear
Like an endless tape;

LOVE ME FOREEEEVEEEEEERRRR

*Blinds everyone in the room with OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT*
 
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Soldato

Guest
#10
*Takes the bottle to his metal head*

What? You think that would do anything?

*Gets nailed by Nic as he flies over the bar.*

OH GOD!
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#11
*breaks a pool cue over Paorou's head*

That counts as ISAF bullshit!

Now stop breaking the fucking mood! Who do you think you are? PIROGETH?


*drags Paorou to the toilet and flushes his head*

WHY WON'T YOU HUG ME, MOTHER!!!?!!!
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#12
*does mortal combat impression at Asmo*

FINISH HIM!
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
#13
You can't stop the signal.

*Nic recovers from Vay's throw, and proceeds to slap Soldato with his hat.*

Excuse me while I dig a hole somewhere.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#14
*The toilet water is now sparkling~*

I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOOOOOOOOVE~

*Paorou breaks free of the hold and smashes Asmodeus through the old wooden cubicle walls. As wood splinters and chips scatter all over the place, he stands up, now with SPARKLING WET HAIR.*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#15
That's more like it.

*Gets up from the ruins of the cubicle and wraps toilet-paper around his fists. Then screams like Bruce Lee and starts pummelling Paorou against the urinal.*
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#16
*Bites the ceramic finish and tears out the urinal handle with his free hand, using it as a make shift shiv.*

NIGHTMARE You come and you're gone in the morning~

*Swipes at Asmo, causing him to duck into Paorou's knee*
 

Childish Grumpino

NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#17
*Soldato lands on Grumpy's table, crushing his pint*

.........Dude.

*Grabs a table leg and starts smacking the eyes on Soldato's armour*
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#18
*serves whiskey in dirty glasses to everyone*
 
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female,
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am an aggressive. I love adding to the flavor of a story and bringing in NPCs (I sometimes fall in love with NPCs and make them full characters). There are times when I want to be lazy though so I don't mind playing in a game someone else is directing.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, be it full blown other world, modern Earth or spacey. I don't mind other genres. I love action in general.
Genre You DON'T Like
Horror and technical sci-fi.
#19
*looks at whiskey with suspicion then hits the jukebox* Oh shit, 5 hours of Weird Al!
 

Childish Grumpino

NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#20
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

*Rips out the Jukebox and hurls it at Orochi*