Barfight 2.0

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Soldato, Jan 28, 2010.

  1. People of Insanity...I believe it has been a while since we've had a right and proper showdown. So once again it is time for the legendary Barfight.

    Rules of Drunken Brawling
    No ISAF bullshit (I'm looking at you Ryker)
    No weapons you would find outside of a bar.

    Apart from that have at it!

    *Stands behind the bar polishing a few glass mugs.*
     
  2. HEY FAGGOT.

    SUCK MY DICK.

    *Throws a glass bottle at Soldato*
     
  3. *WMD brains Darkness with a pinball machine*
     
  4. *Stands all alone in the corner preaching about the negative health-effects of alcohol*

    AH-HA! DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, DID YE??

    *throws his script in the back of WMD's head*
     
  5. *staggers, picking up a barstol and breaking it across Torsty's face*
     
  6. *Nic pokes WMD to get his attention*
     
  7. *throws nic at sol's bottle shelf*
     
  8. *turns to nic*
    yes sirrah?
     
  9. *Paorou flutters in the room with sparkles*

    In my dream, don’t let me wake up~
    I won’t let anyone get in our way
    Keep whispering in my ear
    Like an endless tape;

    LOVE ME FOREEEEVEEEEEERRRR

    *Blinds everyone in the room with OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT*
     
  10. *Takes the bottle to his metal head*

    What? You think that would do anything?

    *Gets nailed by Nic as he flies over the bar.*

    OH GOD!
     
  11. *breaks a pool cue over Paorou's head*

    That counts as ISAF bullshit!

    Now stop breaking the fucking mood! Who do you think you are? PIROGETH?


    *drags Paorou to the toilet and flushes his head*

    WHY WON'T YOU HUG ME, MOTHER!!!?!!!
     
  12. *does mortal combat impression at Asmo*

    FINISH HIM!
     
  13. You can't stop the signal.

    *Nic recovers from Vay's throw, and proceeds to slap Soldato with his hat.*

    Excuse me while I dig a hole somewhere.
     
  14. *The toilet water is now sparkling~*

    I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOOOOOOOOVE~

    *Paorou breaks free of the hold and smashes Asmodeus through the old wooden cubicle walls. As wood splinters and chips scatter all over the place, he stands up, now with SPARKLING WET HAIR.*
     
  15. That's more like it.

    *Gets up from the ruins of the cubicle and wraps toilet-paper around his fists. Then screams like Bruce Lee and starts pummelling Paorou against the urinal.*
     
  16. *Bites the ceramic finish and tears out the urinal handle with his free hand, using it as a make shift shiv.*

    NIGHTMARE You come and you're gone in the morning~

    *Swipes at Asmo, causing him to duck into Paorou's knee*
     
  17. *Soldato lands on Grumpy's table, crushing his pint*

    .........Dude.

    *Grabs a table leg and starts smacking the eyes on Soldato's armour*
     
  18. *serves whiskey in dirty glasses to everyone*
     
  19. *looks at whiskey with suspicion then hits the jukebox* Oh shit, 5 hours of Weird Al!
     
  20. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

    *Rips out the Jukebox and hurls it at Orochi*