Band Crushes

[VerbalAbuse]

Do you have any band crushes? Throw down some pros and cons for them so people can see how superior your waifus and husbandos are to theirs.

My crushes

Kelechukwu Okereke - Bloc Party/Kele

Pros: Hot, Dork, Indie Rocker, also dabbles in EDM, look at that blatant irony on his shirt he's obviously super funny, sexy voice

Cons: Only likes dudes which means my window is closing

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Alex Turner - Arctic Monkeys/The Last Shadow Puppets

Pros: Hair like The Fonz, great sense of fashion, sings for my favorite band, Post-Punker, sexy voice

Cons: Smokes, used to look like Julian Casablancas

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Julian Casablancas - The Strokes/Julian Casablancas + The Voidz

Pros: Beautiful hair, the signature Casablancas Roar, also great fashion, Post-Punker, did a song with Daft Punk

Cons: Smokes, Alex Turner used to look like him

Let's fight over this

 

[Darog]

This list is painfully indie.

I think it may have given me stomach cramps.

 

[Cpt Toellner]

<3​

 

[VerbalAbuse]

This list is painfully indie.

I think it may have given me stomach cramps.

I'M SORRY ARE YOU MAD BECAUSE I DONT LISTEN TO CLASSIC ROCK ANYMORE

John Lennon is a racist wife beater so I don't like The Beatles. Aerosmith dried up for me back in Middle School. AC/DC is okay. Rolling Stones is cool, I guess. I enjoy their use of choirs.

Arctic Monkeys are actually mad popular in the UK

 

[Hellis]

Dargo is just having fun. And he is from the UK, so uhh good going..

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

John Lennon is a racist wife beater

I'm not even a beatles fan.
But even I know that's going to make every beatle fan lock on to you as a Primary target.

 

[VerbalAbuse]

Don't you snap at me young dear I will put you in time out

 

[VerbalAbuse]

I'm not even a beatles fan.
But even I know that's going to make every beatle fan lock on to you as a Primary target.

What are they gonna do? Send hate? HAH. I laugh in the face of people's shit opinions about me.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

What are they gonna do? Send hate? HAH. I laugh in the face of people's shit opinions about me.

That's a very good mentality to be having. :)

 

[Darog]

Dargo is just having fun. And he is from the UK, so uhh good going..

Pretty much this ^.

I like Bloc Party, The Strokes, and some of the Arctic Monkeys stuff :p.

Also, since this thread is about artist/band crushes, I'ma give it a gooooo....

Wata(Boris) - I can dig chicks who are great musicians. probably been my main muso crush since my college years.

Nina Persson(The Cardigans) - I'm sure Hellis can agree with me here xD. Nina Persson....

Cristina Scabbia(Lacuna Coil) - A crush since my secondary school years, where I started to get into other forms of metal aside from Iron Maiden.

Time for some guy love now.....

Mike Patton(Faith no More/Fantomas/Mondo Cane/Tomahawk/etc) - Yep....this handsome devil, I got some mad guy love for. don't judge me .-.

 

[VerbalAbuse]

I feel u on Wata and Mike

That's a very good mentality to be having. :)

My feelings are impenetrable.

 

[Stand my Ground]

Kpop artist Tao from Exo

R&B artist Justin Timberlake

 

[VerbalAbuse]

There it is

A pop icon

Not dissing you because he did in fact bring sexy back but I was wondering how long it'd take

 

[The Ghost Note]

My sig and avatar should tell you everything I need to know.

 

[Kestrel]

I don't have any band crushes but there is music I wish I could make take physical form and make sweet yet relentless love to.

Wait did I type that out loud?

 

[VerbalAbuse]

I don't have any band crushes but there is music I wish I could make take physical form and make sweet yet relentless love to.

Wait did I type that out loud?

I'm sure everyone who has ever enjoyed music and sex (not NECESSARILY at the same time but potentially) has thought so as well.

 

[Mari]

Band crush? Perhaps the closest for me would be Epik High:

 

[Hellis]

On the subject of band crushes

Exist traces singer Jyou

And their Drummer;

HNNNGHHH

 

[Fox of Spades]

Adaaaam Young <3 (Owl City, Sky Sailing, and Port Blue)

Both Adam and his lyrics are absolutely adorable~

Dan Smith (Bastille) Blames @four This be your fault D8

Elena Tonra (Daughter) Becauseeee, that voice *w*

 

[Lawkheart]

Matty Healy, Lead Singer for the band 1975

But then again.... all of their members are good looking to me

Meg and Dia.... yeah I'm not gonna explain....freaking beautiful <3

Tegan and Sarah..... I have a thing for twins....

Next is Cyndi Lauper. I mean, look at her!

Not only is she beautiful, but her voice....

And last but certainly not least, Miss Mary Lambert