Baffling Yaoi Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
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And to top it off, here's a couple of the members of the Treading Ground cast to explain just what Yaoi boils down to.

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Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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Invitation Status
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
Honestly, it's because like the color black, yaoi goes with EVERYTHING.
 

Diana

FROSTED MURDER MARSHMALLOW
ADMINISTRATOR
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Invitation Status
  1. Looking for partners
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
OH MAN I LAUGHED SO HARD!


Some people are insane.
 

Fiona

Queen of Awk
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Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per day
  2. One post per day
  3. Multiple posts per week
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
Holy carp, folk write stuff like this? O.o

Admittedly I got a good laugh outta the Picard/Elrond and the Indy/Voldie ones though. Specially the line about Glorfindel.
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Indeed boys, indeed.