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Bad Puns
- Thread starter Starlighter
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- Political intrigue, fantasy, futuristic, sci fi lite, superheroes, historical fiction, alternate universes. Smittings of romance, but only as side plot.
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah," none could say "Truck.".
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah," none could say "Truck.".
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- Shake a tin of dice and tell me what numbers they give you.
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- Sci-Fi, Fantasy, an assortment of others. Ask and you shall receive (an answer).
What does a lemon do when you ask it for help?
It gives you lemonaid.
Haha. Ha.
It gives you lemonaid.
Haha. Ha.
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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse.
Mascarpone.
How do you do it.
Caerphilly.
Mascarpone.
How do you do it.
Caerphilly.
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- ~ Yaoi
~ Yuri
~ Modern/Slice of life
~ Modern Fantasy
~ Organized Crime/Yakuza/Mafia etc
~ Gods/Demi Gods
~ Vampires and Werewolf's(But nothing too Twilighty.)
~ Steampunk / Apocalyptic Steampunk
~ Apocalyptic/Post
~ Horror/Thrillers
~ Childhood friends
~ Best friends
~ Arranged Marriages
~ Incest
~ Online Dating
What did the sofa say to the other sofa?
Hey, why are you sofa-away.
Hey, why are you sofa-away.
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- modern, scifi, superpower, modern fantasy, slice of life
My friend: Oh gosh, I loved The Greatest Showman!!!
Me: So, you could say it was the greatest show, man?
*resounding boos*
Me: So, you could say it was the greatest show, man?
*resounding boos*
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marshmallow dreams
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There's no punchline here but my roommate's mom bought chickens and I'm demanding one be named Hen-rietta
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- Fantasy and SciFi are the two genres I most enjoy. I absolutely adore Dark Fantasy/Dark SciFi, and I quite enjoy RPs with at least a facet of comedy in them too.
Boy George opened a zoo recently, and it only has six animals at the moment.
Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama, Chameleon
Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama, Chameleon
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- Will be updated when school year starts. For now, pretty much whenever
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Have you heard of the watch thief?
They said he was stealing time and he better watch out for the cops.
They said he was stealing time and he better watch out for the cops.
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- Fantasy and SciFi are the two genres I most enjoy. I absolutely adore Dark Fantasy/Dark SciFi, and I quite enjoy RPs with at least a facet of comedy in them too.
My friend told me he failed his exam on traditional Australian woodwind instruments. So I asked him "Did you redo?"
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Shiri
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I had to make this bad chemistry joke because all the good ones Argon.
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Levusti
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My grandfather had a heart of a lion and lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo.
S
Shiri
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Why do golfers bring two pairs of trousers? In case they get a hole in one. :B
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- Romance! <3 Fantasy, modern, magical, post-apocalyptic, medieval.....
A bit of everything really :D
Did you hear about peoples reactions when the broom was invented?
It really swept the nation!
Ha Ha I'll see myself out
It really swept the nation!
Ha Ha I'll see myself out
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I'm good friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet, I dunno Y.
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- Transgender
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- - Horror
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- Biblical
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- World War I II
- Roman / Greek
- 80s / 90s
- Romance
- Occult
Oh I actually did a theatrical production about puns recently! Yeah it was a play on words.
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A ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of purple paint. Both crews were marooned.