Bad Names/Slogans for your Soda Company

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Pirogeth

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That's right you are starting your new soda company and you need to figure out a new name and/or slogan for your drink.
 
CUMUFFIN MILKSHAKES!

It's like an orgasm in your mouth!
 
PARTY POP!

Tastes like a party!

(Includes traces of alcohol, chips, nuts, vomit, and urine)
 
Needs more roofies and condoms.

Does regret have a taste?
 
Would a face like this lie to you?

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"gets you high, angel style!"
 
Fishy Fizzle...

"IT tastes like your girlfriend!"
 
Anal Grape

Now with 25% more gRAPE!
 
Green Chunks

It tastes better coming up than going down.
 
Lepra Corn!

For those moments were you really feel like you're falling apart.
 
Fizzle'ma'Nipples!

Gives you that nice, just been licked, fizzy feeling! :D
 
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