Bad Names/Slogans for your Soda Company

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Pirogeth

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That's right you are starting your new soda company and you need to figure out a new name and/or slogan for your drink.
 

Diana

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CUMUFFIN MILKSHAKES!

It's like an orgasm in your mouth!
 
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PattyPixie

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PARTY POP!

Tastes like a party!

(Includes traces of alcohol, chips, nuts, vomit, and urine)
 
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Darkness

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Needs more roofies and condoms.

Does regret have a taste?
 

Hydronine

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Would a face like this lie to you?

 

Diana

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"gets you high, angel style!"
 
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Myrnodyn

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Fishy Fizzle...

"IT tastes like your girlfriend!"
 

Hydronine

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Anal Grape

Now with 25% more gRAPE!
 
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Professor Crane

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Green Chunks

It tastes better coming up than going down.
 
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Myrnodyn

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Lepra Corn!

For those moments were you really feel like you're falling apart.
 

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Fizzle'ma'Nipples!

Gives you that nice, just been licked, fizzy feeling! :D