ATTENTION DUELISTS.

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
NOW GO AWAY.

Cuz I don't like you anymore.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
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Hmph.

-Walks away, carrying his bribe money-
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
YAY! I'M RIDDIN SOLO! S-O/ L-O! S-O/L-O!
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
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PAO CAN COME BACK.

THIS IS MY FUCKIN' THREAD TK, YOU DON'T TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO DO LIKE YOU OWN THE DAMN PLACE.

>=[

Just. . . RUDE.

*Launches you back into that. . . THREAD THAT'S ALL ABOUT FEET*

>=D
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Original poster
-Paorou uses bribe money to buy a soda-

...

-he no longer possesses any bribe money-
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
Original poster
That's either a really high class soda or you got next to nothing for bribe money.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
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NEITHER PAOROU OR HIS SODA WILL AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!

*swings rolling pin at super-sonic-flight-of-the-phoenix-god speed*

SUUUUUUGAAAAARRRRR BAAAAAABBBYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
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-Paorou performs a pirouette while on roller skates, finishing up with an alley-oop layup into ampoule's nostril-

BREAK PEACE AND LOVE

-Somewhere in the world, a german suplex is celebrated-
 
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Ampoule

Guest
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*fake nostrils explode in a flurry of mystical ninja charms*

GENTLE CARESS OF THE BUDDHA'S FURY RABBIT PUNCH TO THE CROTCH!

*somewhere in the world; sweet, sweet consentual love is made*
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Original poster
-Paorou's groin is like cotton in the fluffiest pillow in the land of soft and cuddly lawn chairs where eternity is spent wallowing in tenderness-

Hmph, I knew you would do that.

-He begins absorbing Ampoule into his warmth-