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Cosmic Orion

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Do I really need to explain?
 
>.>

*Points at the Attention Asmodeus, Attention Rory, and Attention Diana threads*

. . .

*Grumbles*
 
This beats the others.
 
Make sure to use lube.
 
*Shows up in seersucker suit, with pistol* I say, Ah'm here to du-aaaaaaw D: *disappoint*
 
....

*Marries Tegan*
 
*pulls rope and hangs TK by her feet & just leaves her dangling*

YEW GET YER FIYLTHAY HANZ OFF MAH WIMMONFOLK! AH PAID GEWD MONNAY FUR HUR!
 
B-B-B-B-BUT!
 
*GMK extracts Ampoule's Gastrointestinal tract though her anal cavity*

That's for harming the mastress bitch
 
*Pulls GMK's testicles out through his peehole, before ripping off his junk & shoving it up his anal cavity with a POWER MAUL*

That's for harming da Ampu.

>=[
 
Ampoule wonders if GMK is single if that's how he treats ALL his womenfolk.

NOT THAT I'M SAYING I *AM* ONE.
 
......I'm with Tegan on this.
 
*finds herself unwillingly caught between two forces.*

AH HELL NAW! >:|

*Tases Amp and TK*

*Goes to make herself a quesadilla*
 
I liked the part where he beat the kid up after getting out of the video game...

yeah...

In other news, Amp lives in a man!?!