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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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wait.. does that mean we can't kill diana even if we tried?
 
Diana has magical powers.
 
That's why you didn't seem to mind all those times I killed you. . .
 
She's actually guilty of three separate counts of heresy, but hasn't been executed yet because we can't kill her even if we kill her.
 
*hides copy of "Resurrection Made Easy"* Aye you can't kill her... All that have tried have failed!
 
I KNEW SHE WOULDN'T DIE, EVEN WHEN YOU KILLED HER!
 
Ocha is Diana's maker. She knows all about her.
 
So does SHE die if you kill her?
 
DIANA REMOVED ME THE RIGHTEOUS RULER AND REPLACED ME WITH HER BROTHER


HER TYRANNY KNOWS NO BOOOOUUNDS
 
Isabellas would say they told you so when they said they would one day rule over insanity..

But they are nice now so they wont!
 
OH my.... KILL EET WITH FIRE!
 
Kill what with fire? surely not my Byakuren.. there are more aggressive looking pics of her.. I just like cute things..