Attention Asmo

  • So many newbies lately! Here is a very important PSA about one of our most vital content policies! Read it even if you are an ancient member!

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Chaos wanted to leave you with this message:

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He's a Dungeon Master. He's allowed.
 
I couldn't help but expect him to bad touch one of the kids when I watched that show. o_o
 
Does that mean he touched Asmo? Is that why Asmo is so ornery at times?
 
I read that as : why is asmo so ronery at times.


I KNEW IT

HE JUST WANTED THE TOUCH OF ANOTHER MAN
 
This explains many things. Many many things.
 
HE WANTED THE TOUCH! THE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!
 
I CRIED, TEGAN.
 
*Reads thread*

I. . .I've gotta take a little time to think things over. Gotta think things over. . .
 
We love you, Asmo?
 
We know Chaos, sure does. I mean, let's face it...Chaos is clearly tsundere for him. The amount of fights they get into and shit like that.
 
It's like a priest and a disrespectful alter boy....
 
I love you Tegan. Marry me. Now.
 
Chaos wants to be the priest because he thinks he's always in charge of stuff.
 
THIS THREAD IS FULL OF BLASPHEMOUS FETISHES AND HORRIFYING THOUGHTS

I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM THE INQUISITION OF HORRIBLE THINGS ON THE INTERNET, BUT THEY ARE BUSY WITH OTHER THINGS RIGHT NOW.