ATTENTION ALL YOU SLACKERS

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Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
WE HAVE BEEN CALLED CHAOTIC STUPID ON THE FRONT PAGE.

DO ANY OF US CARE?
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
JUST SHOWS HOW LAZY YOU ARE! THAT'S BEEN THERE AWHILE!
 
M

Myrnodyn

Guest
I thought Diana forgot a comma again...

I thought it was just for people who needed reminding. "This place is for the Chaotic, stupid!"
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
Yes, your facial visage echoes the sentiment of which you report.

That is... "Chaotic Stupid."
 
S

Selenite

Guest
Of course I care.
I LOVE being called Chaotic Stupid.


BUT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING OF TO CALL ME SLACKER???!!!?????
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
You skip on your duties, do you not?

Therefore, you can be quantified as one such 'slacker'.
 
V

Vay

Guest
You cannot be chaotic if you're always slacking

Ergo: YOU SUCK!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Aren't we fighting albino jailbaits right now?
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
*yaaaaawn*


Hey, dudes... What I miss? o_- And what's Jules Winnfield doing in our bathroom?