ATTENTION ALL YOU SLACKERS

Blind Hemingway

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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


This what I you should all astride to be.
 
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Ochalla

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So you're telling Iwaku to be Jewish Chinese that arn't misogynist.
 

Asmodeus

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I think he's telling us he's had a stroke.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
I hope nobody finds out I'm secretly a girl~
 

Hydronine

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Too late, Zyph.
 

Hydronine

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lol, he thinks he can turn a jew into a jew. So you can jew while you jew.
 
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Moonlit Blade

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I do that shit before breakfast! But the music montage is in a different language every day.
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
At least you and Moonie understand this thread.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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I wish the Army did badass martial arts training instead of this crap we currently do.
 

Hydronine

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Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
I wish the Army was ARMY STRONG 0.o
 
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Cosmic Orion

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Later TK goes on to record the hit single

I'll Make a Murr out of You