So, today, my parents dragged me off to this distant relative's birthday party. I honestly did not know anyone there outside my immediate family and my mother's siblings. The awkward part was, I was sitting there and they were talking about me as though I wasn't even there... Then again I guess my acting oblivious was something that gave them confidence to do so. Anyway, after that, all the people I didn't know all came up to me and were all like "Oh how you've grown! The last time I saw you you were so blah blah blah..." In my mind, the thought that was running was "who the fuck are these people?" I'd like to know what your most awkward experience with distant relatives is.