ATTACK! STEAL THEM! STEAL THEM ALL!

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Original poster
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
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PILLAGE THE SITE!

BRAINWASH THE MEMBERS!

BRING ME MY PILES OF FOX PLUSHIES!

BRING OUT THE MUR GAS AND THE MUR FLASHBANG GRENADES! GET THE MUR HAMMER AND THE PLUSHIE TANK!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
*Loads pump action shotgun with one hand* What was that about zombies?
 
I'm already busy with actions 1 and 2....

3 and 4 really wouldn't further my goals much, to be honest...though a plushie tank might actually not be a bad idea....

hmmm...
 
INVITE! YOU NEED AN INVITE! YOU ALL NEED AN INVITE!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Although you are a kitsune, and therefore a Japanese folklore being, I will allow you to harass the people of Earth.
 
Foxes are cute! :D I did a painting of a fox when I was in high school!

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SO CUTE!

*Sacks the painting and captures Diana*

OFF TO BRAINWASH YOU!
 
Remember Diana, nut up or shut up.
 
MORE VICT....MEMBERS!
 
I'd prefer to cut a trout.
 
No. You may not steal the Popemobile for a pleasure ride.
 
I LIKE FOXES. MY NAME IS DIANA MURRZOMBIE. WHEN I AM AT HOME DOING MY DAILY CHORES, I AM A FOX. YIP. YIP. YIIIIP!
 
YAY! THE BRAINWASHING IS A SUCCESS!
 
NO! THIS IS MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
 
Although you are a kitsune, and therefore a Japanese folklore being, I will allow you to harass the people of Earth.

*Plushius Maximus, mounted in his plushie dreadnaught, throws GDHD out of the thread for heresy*

you will allow our acendance becauser you have no choice foolish mortal.

for we are the Plushie Legions of the master and you are naught but fools in comparison.

*PM leads the plushie legions onwards, sweeping over all opposition*
 
WMD. I love how you make plushie things badass.

You will find extra little aussie-treats on your bed tonight.