ATTACK! STEAL THEM! STEAL THEM ALL!

*Watches a wax ear fly off to reveal his real one, which had been folded up underneath*
Yeah....quit shooting at me please. I'm not even fighting you guys...This is like Germany invading Belgium or something.
 
*The sniper takes Xin's ear off again.*

Seriously...

*The Pathfinder looks up, crosseyed.*

Pathfinder: I'm doing the best I can, sir!

...

I swear, if this segues into a Spaceballs reference I'm going to kill someone...
 
The ear of the quickly-produced Xin Dummy falls off!
Xin, standing so that said dummy is between him and the sniper's line of sight, reattaches it with duct tape.
 
Fuck this...

*Pliskin paints Xin with a laser designator. A Particle Cannon atomizes the area.*
 
*Leads her Mur zombies onwards, teary-eyed and alone*
 
*PM teleports Deimon to Julez Position*
Remain where you are. you belong to the Mistress.
 
You are not alone mastress, you have us who would glady lend our lives down to further the glory of MUR!
 
*Julez is overjoyed again*

DEIMON! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
 
*still watching Final Fantasy 7 yaoi on the projector she stole from Xin and reprogrammed, no matter what he claims*
 
*Is happily clinging to Deimon*
 
Listen, I really have to get back to my unit.

Once the exercise is over I'll come back, Julez.
 
*Julez huffs and then pushes Deimon aside*

Go then.

*Julez starts playing MCR on a boombox and draws in the hordes of Emos*

HURRY, MY MINIONS! SPEAK TO THEM! TELL THEM HOW TO TOPPLE THIS PLACE!
 
Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! *Gasps for breath out of the damned bag, looking around sheepishly*
>_>
<_<
>_<
 
You know, I'm really glad that isn't my projector, since I don't own any. I'm also really glad it was crushed a few posts ago...which would mean psy is just hallucinating her weird fantasies.
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*PM follows Xindaris...crushing the projector under his steel 'foof'*
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I'm also glad my dummy is so easy to mistake for the real thing.
 
I'm glad I don't care what you say at this point, because you had a projector that made a hologram of you, which I stole, and then you started godmodding reasons as to why I couldn't have stole it, which is why everything after that point that you or anyone else said regarding the projector is invalid.

I HAVE A PROJECTOR I STOLE FROM YOU. I AM WATCHING SEPHIROTH/VINCENT PORN ON IT, AND WHEN I'M DONE, I'LL BE WATCHING SEIFER/SQUALL PORN A LA FINAL FANTASY 8.

And if it got crushed, I fixed it, because if I reprogrammed the thing, I could certainly put it back together again.

*goes back to watching porn*
 
However, before you ever stole anything, I very clearly did not say that anything existed to steal. The vague term "or something" obviously shows that. That isn't godmodding, that's a pre-existing fact.

Nice try.

This is why I tried to leave in the first place...
 
*Is tempted to ban Xin from posting in Insanity for being a sour puss.*

See? I can use real world powers on you~
 
I'm not really sure how I was being a 'sour puss' by making a couple of mostly-lame statements in the interest of humor, not attacking anyone (using *-based actions I mean), and pointing things out logically, or how that's a punishable offense anywhere...
But sorry anyway. I meant to be relatively light-hearted about all this but apparently was taken seriously in Insanity somehow.
 
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Look deep into Xin's eyes.
 
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