Assassins creed: Ezio is a man whore.

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Seriously! He likes to get with every woman, upon playing the game he starts flirting with one chick and then bangs another that very night!
Sometimes I can't believe him >..>
He also falls off buildings and can't jump roofs properly. -.- stupid game.
(Though killing people is fun...and finding easter eggs xD)
 
Leviathane said:
Seriously! He likes to get with every woman, upon playing the game he starts flirting with one chick and then bangs another that very night!
Sometimes I can't believe him >..>
He also falls off buildings and can't jump roofs properly. -.- stupid game.
(Though killing people is fun...and finding easter eggs xD)
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well...yeah

and hes still doing it at 52

hes like,....the most interesting man in the world


he doesnt always leap, but when he does, its always faithful
 
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Razilin said:
well...yeah

and hes still doing it at 52

hes like,....the most interesting man in the world


he doesnt always leap, but when he does, its always faithful
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Yes >..>
I have all of the AC games
he is the most whorish though
>..>
Trying to find an easter egg though which can get annoying after a while
 
The Black Flag he only has one lady (well, not Ezio but Edward).


And he sucks ass at chasing people.
 
I think we all know the biggest man-whore in video-games:
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To be fair Ezio is Italian, has a sensational voice, and they made him beautiful.
 
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I haven't played Assassin's Creed.


BUT!


From what I'm reading, you're telling me that--


Ezio is video game @Seiji?!
 
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EEEE EZIO I LOVE YOU. ;________; He can be my manwhore any day.
 
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