Assassins creed: Ezio is a man whore.

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  1. Seriously! He likes to get with every woman, upon playing the game he starts flirting with one chick and then bangs another that very night!
    Sometimes I can't believe him >..>
    He also falls off buildings and can't jump roofs properly. -.- stupid game.
    (Though killing people is fun...and finding easter eggs xD)
     

  2. well...yeah

    and hes still doing it at 52

    hes like,....the most interesting man in the world


    he doesnt always leap, but when he does, its always faithful
     
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  3. Yes >..>
    I have all of the AC games
    he is the most whorish though
    >..>
    Trying to find an easter egg though which can get annoying after a while
     
  4. The Black Flag he only has one lady (well, not Ezio but Edward).


    And he sucks ass at chasing people.
     
  5. I think we all know the biggest man-whore in video-games:
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  6. To be fair Ezio is Italian, has a sensational voice, and they made him beautiful.
     
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  7. I haven't played Assassin's Creed.


    BUT!


    From what I'm reading, you're telling me that--


    Ezio is video game @Seiji?!
     
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  8. You're actually his descendant.
     

  9. ezio ALSO knew where to put it
     
  10. Yes, Ezio knew where to put his hidden blade.
     
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  11. We'll bang, okay.
     
  12. while seiji snow just knows nuffin'
     
  13. EEEE EZIO I LOVE YOU. ;________; He can be my manwhore any day.
     
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  14. did diana just...squee?
     
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