Asmo's Funeral

We could sell the corpse on the black-market for a good price to Woodie, Rory or whoever would be interested in "experimenting" with it for their own benefit.


MO' MONEY NO PROBLEMS, BITCHES!
 
You should have gotten sponsors and had ads all over the funeral.
 
But Kitti and Coffee paid for it all with their high-powered assertive business interests....
 
Hey Asmo, since your body has been taken and all, does that mean that my character can bury himself in the empty coffin? Being near-death is perfect for achieving a fully balanced Ki.
 
If I'm a newly appointed Admin, why am I not at the funeral? Or was I just not interviewed?
 
BECAUSE YOU'RE FAR TOO BUSY LOOKING AFTER IWAKU.

ADMINS DON'T HAVE TIME TO ATTEND FUNERALS!
 
ASMO! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!