Asmo's Four-Level Joke

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You all need to be educated.

Right. Here's the joke:

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Now...

LEVEL 1: Torsty is from Scandanavia. He is thus a Viking. That explains the VIKarious part.

LEVEL 2: Torsty is experimenting with elements of tea and coffee - two things that are not traditionally mixed. That's why VIKARIOUS sounds like BICURIOUS.

LEVEL 3: Torsty did not like the tea. VIKARIOUS is pronounced the same as VICARIOUS, which means to suffer one thing in place of another. By adding cocoa to his tea he made a substitution for which he suffered.

LEVEL 4: No one got the joke, and I therefore asked "WHERE'S COFFEE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?" Coffeecakesadist embodies the theme of coffee, bicuriosity and substitute suffering.



And how was I rewarded for this?

Torsty told me to go suck on Tegan's tits.




There is no justice in the world.
 
....DIGGING AT STRAWS!

TERRIBLE JOKE.

Terrible.

Terrible!
 
I got the vicarious part.
 
*Besmirches Asmo's joke*
 
Morale of the story....Asmo misses his top girl, Coffee. :(
 
ASMO YOU'RE A FAGGET

THAT'S A TWENTY-LEVEL JOKE AND IT'S NOT EVEN FOUR WORDS

SUCK ON IT
 
Ironically... Darkness puts an equal amount of effort into his own persona.

*stares at the wallchart in wonder*
 
That he does, that he does!
 
>Implying former Admin's sexuality

>>"There is no justice in the world"

>>>Justice

>>>>Thread in INSANITY.

>>>>>Horrible Accusation.
-Yes.
 
There's nothing peaceful about fapping to Coffee. :(
 
Somehow...I can believe that. Poor Asmo-chan.
 
TO HELL WITH TEGAN'S BOOBULAR GLANDS!

I DEMAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT!
 
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Tegan is a woman? Since when?