Asmo's Christmas RP

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, Nov 24, 2009.

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  1. Don't get excited. It won't work. It never works. Nothing ever works because you're all so crap and lame and talentless and lazy and full of sucky fail.


    The great God Asmo decides to send his son to Iwaku to redeem the people. To this end, he bestows a virgin birth upon Diana. He sends his angel, JackShade, to announce the news.

    Diana, and her useless husband Rory, are told by the angel to travel to the Cbox and give birth to the Son of Asmo. But all the chat rooms are full. So the sarcastic Innkeeper Palonis lets them use his ninja-dojo for the night. Diana and Rory make do as best they can, sharing the dojo with some anime freaks.

    However, the evil king of Insanity, Paorou-Sama, is looking for them. He has forseen that the Son of Asmo will destroy him, so he sends out his troops, Orochi, Jinx and Captain Nic, to find the child.

    Meanwhile, the Angel WMD continues spreading the news. He finds Ryker in the fields, who is shepherding NPCs. He tells Ryker about the wonderful birth that is about to happen, and Ryker travels to witness the event.

    Also, three rulers come to pay homage to the Son of Asmo. King Coffee of Fourth Wall, who brings a gift of comedy gold; King Porg of Iwaku World, who brings a gift of frankinsence tea; and Queen Kitti of the Shapeshifters, who brings a gift of Myrn. o_o

    Then... stuff... happens... but frankly I don't except the RP to get far, what with you all sucking and stuff.
     
  2. In before someone expresses puzzlement at the source material. :p

    I think I just might sabotage this for you, at least until your name draws a crowd and I back out in accordance with custom.
     
  3. XD Female VAs voice for young male characters, too.
    Two examples being the original D.Gray-Man, Allen's got a female voice actor (I never noticed, actually)
    and then the main male character from Fractale. Forgot his name, but it's the same VA that voices Sacchan from Gintama |D I've never had a problem with this, because hmmm... XD Who knew that grown men have already gone through puberty and thus do not have a young-sounding voice!!! 8D Biology, people. Biology.
    (Also, as a note, sometimes pre-pubescent boys act/sing female parts because they can reach higher notes than most females. This is done often in musicals and such.)

    Aside from that, I'm an incredibly auditory-driven person, and watching a dub almost ruins the entire show for me. However, that is not to say that I don't like some of them. It's just that half of the dub VAs sound so half-arsed that it sounds god awful.

    The only ones I like would have to be Samurai Champloo, Ruroni Kenshin (egh, Kenshin's VA x'D too high pitched), DBZ and all of its incarnations (same, Goku's VA x'D), and then the Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva film, and Baccano! And then there's that Ghost Stories dub or whatever it's called XD it's glorious.

    Boku no Hero Academia English dub is okay but the sub is just way too good to ever want to consider watching the dub, and I would have liked Phi Brain's dub if they didn't absolutely screw up Ana's character by giving him a sassy voice actor.

    And then we must never speak of Big Windup's dub. It's so god awful, I'm pretending the English audio doesn't exist on the DVDs.

    My argument is not "it's originally Japanese so it must be enjoyed as such," my argument is "English VAs sound like they're either not trying or trying too hard," so it just sounds like a mess.
     
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