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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the forum
The members were working, with flair and decorum
The roleplays were paused till the end of December,
Resuming next year, should their players remember.
The Cboxers nestled all snug in their chat,
While Smut roleplay perverts believed they weren't fat.
And mods in the staff room, and I with my tea,
Had just settled down for a nice Christmas Eve.
When in New Arrivals there came such a newb,
With manners like rapists who never use lube.
"My faith is all lost!" the newcomer cried,
"I got permabanned from the last place I tried!"
He called himself None, for no name could he fathom
Although even retards and animals have 'em
No more of himself would the stranger disclose
Except that his mind was in negative throes.
With character forged twelve years in the making,
I knew in a moment this boy wasn't faking
A roleplayer bold and with talent a-plenty
His attitude screamed "I'm no older than twenty!"
Thus saying with pride he cared not for his fellows
The one known as None spurned all greetings and hellos
"I'm just here to roleplay!" he said with a sneer
As if conversation was something to fear
Then out to the Mentor Request Thread went he
To claim that his weakness was "assholery"
And kindly accepting came Space Butler Ib
Whose mentorship would be entirely short-lived
For lo, in a twinkling, Asmo had arrived
Discerning None's entrance as cruelly contrived
And with snarky comments designed as a test
Endeavored to change None's despair into jest
"A wonderful place, this Iwaku," I said
"With members as varied as painkilling meds."
"Just give it a chance and you'll surely prevail,
An asshole with talent will always be hailed."
"Yet if you commit to be callous and glum,
Your days will be trolled and your efforts undone."
Thus with this shit sandwich I offered a hand
In hopes None would warm to our roleplaying band.
And as an addendum - an end to my jig
I made mention of my Adventure Time sig
The grumpy balloon in the midst of glad friends
Would be perfect symbol to usher amends
But all of my efforts would come unto nought
When new member None made his edgy retort.
"I could not care less for your striving to know me,
Adventure Time sucks! And your angel can blow me!"
And with this grave insult he shrugged me aside
With thoughts that his stay here would surely abide
But Asmo the Mod had no time for this grouch
And banned his account with a click of a mouse
So all were reminded upon Christmas Day
This site's not for angsting but only roleplay
To all who would take themselves so seriously
I bid you fuck off or we'll ban your IP.
>:[
Merry Christmas
The members were working, with flair and decorum
The roleplays were paused till the end of December,
Resuming next year, should their players remember.
The Cboxers nestled all snug in their chat,
While Smut roleplay perverts believed they weren't fat.
And mods in the staff room, and I with my tea,
Had just settled down for a nice Christmas Eve.
When in New Arrivals there came such a newb,
With manners like rapists who never use lube.
"My faith is all lost!" the newcomer cried,
"I got permabanned from the last place I tried!"
He called himself None, for no name could he fathom
Although even retards and animals have 'em
No more of himself would the stranger disclose
Except that his mind was in negative throes.
With character forged twelve years in the making,
I knew in a moment this boy wasn't faking
A roleplayer bold and with talent a-plenty
His attitude screamed "I'm no older than twenty!"
Thus saying with pride he cared not for his fellows
The one known as None spurned all greetings and hellos
"I'm just here to roleplay!" he said with a sneer
As if conversation was something to fear
Then out to the Mentor Request Thread went he
To claim that his weakness was "assholery"
And kindly accepting came Space Butler Ib
Whose mentorship would be entirely short-lived
For lo, in a twinkling, Asmo had arrived
Discerning None's entrance as cruelly contrived
And with snarky comments designed as a test
Endeavored to change None's despair into jest
"A wonderful place, this Iwaku," I said
"With members as varied as painkilling meds."
"Just give it a chance and you'll surely prevail,
An asshole with talent will always be hailed."
"Yet if you commit to be callous and glum,
Your days will be trolled and your efforts undone."
Thus with this shit sandwich I offered a hand
In hopes None would warm to our roleplaying band.
And as an addendum - an end to my jig
I made mention of my Adventure Time sig
The grumpy balloon in the midst of glad friends
Would be perfect symbol to usher amends
But all of my efforts would come unto nought
When new member None made his edgy retort.
"I could not care less for your striving to know me,
Adventure Time sucks! And your angel can blow me!"
And with this grave insult he shrugged me aside
With thoughts that his stay here would surely abide
But Asmo the Mod had no time for this grouch
And banned his account with a click of a mouse
So all were reminded upon Christmas Day
This site's not for angsting but only roleplay
To all who would take themselves so seriously
I bid you fuck off or we'll ban your IP.
>:[
Merry Christmas
