Asmo's Birthday

So wait a second, what time is it that I have to be all cocked and loaded for this thing to go down?!

Also: I DEMAND TO PLAY KEANU REEVES. I DEMAND IT.
 
Oh wait, it was in the first post-- 11 PM Britland time!

So that's... 6 PM Eastern time.
 
Also: I DEMAND TO PLAY KEANU REEVES. I DEMAND IT.

Double whammy of mind-readingness.

I have something scheduled. I probably won't be around. If I am, it would likely only be for a half-hour with my being half-attentive at that due to the "getting ready" thing.

Though if it lasts over four hours I might be able to come back just in time for the cliffhanger sequel hook. :/
 
Grumps if you're Bruce Willish I'm Samuel L. Jackson
 
Karsikan didn't make a pun.

Now I'm angry.


*takes Salmon L Jackson away*
 
*looks at GMK*

NICE.

*sniffles as she puts away her Manatee Monroe app. away.* Won't let them see me. . . CRY.
 
That pun was insufficient.

*sends Arnold Sharksenegger to attack Tegan*
 
You're off the hook Asmo. . .Someone's gotta reel you in! *puts on floppy hat, takes up gutting knife and fishing rod.*

I'm just the son of a bitch for this dirty job. >:( *puts sunblock on nose*
 
You suck.

*sends Fin Diesel to punch Tegan in the stomach*
 
Nuh-uh! D:

*Makes SharkFin Diesel soup*

Everyone knows that puns are the lowest form of humooooor!
 
No Dolphin Lundgren? :(
 
This pun pleases me.

*sends Michelle Codriguez to Coffee's room*
 
I just...am kind of wondering why Leonardo DiCarpio wasn't mentioned...
 
He got washed up on the Beach.