Asmo's Birthday

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Seiji

Guest
So wait a second, what time is it that I have to be all cocked and loaded for this thing to go down?!

Also: I DEMAND TO PLAY KEANU REEVES. I DEMAND IT.
 
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Seiji

Guest
Oh wait, it was in the first post-- 11 PM Britland time!

So that's... 6 PM Eastern time.
 

CoffeeCake

"Are you asking me why people eat potatoes?"
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  2. One post per week
  3. Slow As Molasses
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Preferred Character Gender
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  2. Agender
  3. Primarily Prefer Female
Also: I DEMAND TO PLAY KEANU REEVES. I DEMAND IT.

Double whammy of mind-readingness.

I have something scheduled. I probably won't be around. If I am, it would likely only be for a half-hour with my being half-attentive at that due to the "getting ready" thing.

Though if it lasts over four hours I might be able to come back just in time for the cliffhanger sequel hook. :/
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Grumps if you're Bruce Willish I'm Samuel L. Jackson
 

Asmodeus

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Karsikan didn't make a pun.

Now I'm angry.


*takes Salmon L Jackson away*
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
*looks at GMK*

NICE.

*sniffles as she puts away her Manatee Monroe app. away.* Won't let them see me. . . CRY.
 

Asmodeus

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That pun was insufficient.

*sends Arnold Sharksenegger to attack Tegan*
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
You're off the hook Asmo. . .Someone's gotta reel you in! *puts on floppy hat, takes up gutting knife and fishing rod.*

I'm just the son of a bitch for this dirty job. >:( *puts sunblock on nose*
 

Asmodeus

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You suck.

*sends Fin Diesel to punch Tegan in the stomach*
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Nuh-uh! D:

*Makes SharkFin Diesel soup*

Everyone knows that puns are the lowest form of humooooor!
 

CoffeeCake

"Are you asking me why people eat potatoes?"
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. One post per week
  3. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
No such thing
Writing Levels
  1. Give-No-Fucks
  2. Beginner
  3. Elementary
  4. Intermediate
  5. Adept
  6. Advanced
  7. Prestige
  8. Douche
  9. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
  2. Agender
  3. Primarily Prefer Female
No Dolphin Lundgren? :(
 

Asmodeus

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This pun pleases me.

*sends Michelle Codriguez to Coffee's room*
 
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Myrnodyn

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I just...am kind of wondering why Leonardo DiCarpio wasn't mentioned...