ASMO WROTE THIS. HE MUST HAVE. CAUSE IT'S FUCKING SCARY.

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Cosmic Orion

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I can see no other reasoning but to believe that Asmo wrote this under some type of ASSUMED NAME to try and hide it from the rest of us. I'm pretty sure it's him. IT HAS TO BE. Everything is too well thought out and disturbing. It feels like his style at least in some ways fo realz.

THE MAN MADE TWO OR THREE POSTS ABOUT JUST BREAD. FUCKING BREAD. AND PRETTY MUCH SUMMED UP IWAKU'S ENTIRE HISTORY INTO ONE LONG ASS POST. HE IS CAPABLE OF ANYTHING.


Asmo must come forward and say whether or not HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.



http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update 1/


It's only chapter one. But if you keep reading, YOU WILL SEE WHY I BELIEVE WHAT I DO.





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It is very creepy indeed. Therefore, it is awesome.
 

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... Yeah, that's Asmo-ish.
 
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Charbovari

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That's one great LP! I read it a few months back after being linked by a friend. One of the few good things to come out of that cesspool known as SomethingAwful.com...
 

Hydronine

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Is it bad that I started laughing when I was reading it?
 

Blind Hemingway

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That's just the way things work.
 
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Paorou-sama

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My mom is newer news than orion.

How does it feel to be a dinosaur, mang?
 
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Cosmic Orion

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Pao prides the fact his mom is in the news every day.