Asmo eats girls alive!

D:<



.....well he WOULD.

 

I'm surprised Chaos' ego didn't take a nose dive after being informed he was not one of the two most likely choices of the ladies.


I KNOW MINE SURE DID.

 

Tsk...We need this topic now...

 

And watch all the guys whine about how nobody likes them and they'll never get a girlfriend? D:< Fuck that! I see that enough everyday without giving them an excuse to do it. t_____t

 

Asmo is afraid of girls. :\

 

I NOW KNOW WHERE TO POSTCHECK MY VIRGIN SACRIFICES

THANKS, GUYS.

 

If none of the girls here want you, what makes it any different than the girls IRL not wanting you?

 

If only my real life personality didn't confuse, bore and offend people.

*logs into E.Harmony whilst crying*

 

*Spartan kicks Asmo's computer*

 

... Except all the bi girls who want Diana!

Mwahahahah! *runs*

 

*Trips ocha*

 

Fucking figures.

 

I fail to see how this is funny.

More than anything, it's just scary and disturbing. >:[ Thanks a lot.

 

They like me! They really like me! XD

 

MY FACE DISAGREES