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redblood

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per day
  2. One post per day
  3. 1-3 posts per week
  4. One post per week
  5. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
  4. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
You are going to answer the above members question in a funny/silly/dum way and then ask a serious question to the next member.

Example:
Q: Why are there rainbows?
A:So the leprecans can find their gold

Okay first question:

Why do cows eat grass?
 
I love it when your wet.

Would you like some waffles?
 
Waffles are a conspiracy made by the man!

Does the clock go tick tock?
 
Only if it wakes up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy.

Where do babies come from?
 
From the clearance bin in walmart.
What color is the white house?
 
Tacos?! Taco are for Satan so give them all to me!

Do you play video games on a TV?
 
No, I play video games on a big box that shows pretty moving pictures.

Do you think clowns are evil?
 
PURGE THE UNCLEAN *Get's the heavy flamer and begins to burninate*


How man sides are in a triangle?
 
No, Sugar is a lie create by the government to keep it's people pleased. It keeps the people from plotting an uprising against it's leaders.

Why can't the sunshine at night and the dark come during te day?
 
because then the dark and the light would start to fight so they need to be separated

What is chocolate made of?
 
rainbows everywhere, and I would be forced to watch cute things singing for ever and ever and I would never get that stupid song out of my head o.O

How does a lamp work ?
 
By burning the souls of orphans to create light


Magnets, how do they work?
 
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