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redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
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1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
You are going to answer the above members question in a funny/silly/dum way and then ask a serious question to the next member.

Example:
Q: Why are there rainbows?
A:So the leprecans can find their gold

Okay first question:

Why do cows eat grass?
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
I love it when your wet.

Would you like some waffles?
 
B

Boris Airay

Guest
Waffles are a conspiracy made by the man!

Does the clock go tick tock?
 
T

Tenebrae

Guest
Only if it wakes up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy.

Where do babies come from?
 
T

TheFoxMaiden

Guest
From the clearance bin in walmart.
What color is the white house?
 
A

Angelic_Devil

Guest
Tacos?! Taco are for Satan so give them all to me!

Do you play video games on a TV?
 
C

Chrona

Guest
No, I play video games on a big box that shows pretty moving pictures.

Do you think clowns are evil?
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
PURGE THE UNCLEAN *Get's the heavy flamer and begins to burninate*


How man sides are in a triangle?
 

Dia Thames

The Beast lingers just beneath the surface~
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Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Prestige
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Dark Subject Matter, Post Apocalyptic, Apocalyptic, Yaoi, Romance, Fantasy (usually Urban fantasy, but I've done high fantasy before too), Horror
No, Sugar is a lie create by the government to keep it's people pleased. It keeps the people from plotting an uprising against it's leaders.

Why can't the sunshine at night and the dark come during te day?
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
because then the dark and the light would start to fight so they need to be separated

What is chocolate made of?
 

Ai

The Red Queen
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Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Adaptable
Dog Crap.

If you went to hell - what would happen?
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
rainbows everywhere, and I would be forced to watch cute things singing for ever and ever and I would never get that stupid song out of my head o.O

How does a lamp work ?
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
By burning the souls of orphans to create light


Magnets, how do they work?