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Yes. Or no. I don't know which, but I'm certain it's one of these.

If we count to infinity by two, does it take half as long as if we do it by one?
 
the world would explode

what's 1/0?
 
Infinity. (Actual answer.)

If the world explodes, where will we go to live?
 
The direction contrary to gravity.

If all the king's horses and men weren't enough, then how many horses and how many men are needed to successfully put Humpty Dumpty together?
 
Because i made your life out my Penis.

Why do i have a penis?..
 
In case it should come in handy one day.

What's the difference between St. Gerald's Hill, a tram and the family?
 
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A kind of chocolate named after a planet named after a god named after... I'm not sure what, but not chocolate, I should hope.

If you were what you want to be now, would you want to be what you are now?
 
i dont understand you speek magulen

why is my ass so big (no joke why is my ass so big)
 
Because "so" always refers to the current state of bigness, and thus it is always valid.

How do I know I see the same colours you see?
 
you just google it al ready god

why is no one googling it
 
Because then we wouldn't have any stupid questions left to ask.

What if I just died and the afterlife is exactly like I left off living a moment ago?
 
then say wow and kiss your ass good bye

if i was two again you woould be
 
Surprised.

If someone locks himself out of his house, how does he leave the key inside while locking himself out with it?
 
you asked me the worng thing please try again later

why is nighis night and day is day
 
Because if it were the other way around, it would be awfully dark every day and we couldn't sleep properly at night.

If I lose my way, does somebody later pick it up?
 
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