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Because its too Canadian to haggle.

Why would you do that?
 
because I felt like it.

are we alone?
 
Only on Tuesdays.

Why do you have to have blue hair?
 
Because you have animal ears. xD

Why does my daughter have white stripes if she's a limegreen pony?
 
because I ate them.

why is the sun yellow?
 
Because it's where yellow snow comes from.

Where can I find the king of mice?
 
under your bed!

what's in the closet?
 
Tom Cruise?

Why is seven less than nine?
 
because han shot first!

fire in the hole?
 
because you already did.

why is a wish a wish?
 
because no question marks

why no question marks
 
becuse there never where Questions to begien with

why is ther a doncky in my backyeard (no joke why is there a doncky in my backyeard XD)
 
Because you're an ass.

Why is your avatar drowning?
 
becuse she not. she a sleep (XD)

why is life killing people off?
 
because it's not

why are you dead?
 
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