Apparently bacon, ham, and sausage can cause cancer

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You have made a enemy this day Tegan.

Not a very powerfull enemy

Not a very important enemy.

Not a enemy you really should worry about in any real stretch of the word.

But a enemy, none the less.

Also I actually don't drink coffee.

So take your poo elsewhere, you scatological inclined ravager of mugs and other coffee break essential containers.
 
I made the switch from pork to turkey bacon about a year ago, so it doesn't effect me (Or my kids) too much. My husband, however, refuses to make the change. Now I just have a little something extra to hold over his head whenever he bitches about my choice of bacon products.

Ham I'm not a big fan of. I don't mind the lunch meat, but I don't like regular ham out of the oven. I'm weird, I know. I prefer turkey/beef over pork though. My youngest daughter, however, is a completely different story. If what they say is true, than I think I may need to get her screened, because that girl can put down some pork.
 
Tegan, no poo should scream with the sounds of damned. You gotta stop devouring the souls of people, it is bad for your digestion.
 
But how else can I make the perfect crappuccino?

HEY OH


*Tap dances out*

*Stumbles*

*Drops cup*


D:

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Shit all over the carpet. It is just like christmas all over again.
 
*Runs out of the thread before mom finds out she's been shitposting*
 
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