Deary, I can't resist this one. DARN YOUSE!
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I hate zoos. Yes, they save the species that we have hindered, but they're purely a crutch and a clever little money making scheme.
(Enter rant)
I just don't think zoos are practical and what's more, they may be harmful.
OH MY GOSH! A LION! A PANDA! A KOALA!
....Oh.... none of them are doing anything, I WONDER WHY? Zoos harm animals.
(Conspiracy theory)
Zoos are a dangerous cycle. They take animals out of the wild to "protect" them, all the while, breeding them and spreading their offspring to other zoos, these children don't know anything about the wild and cannot really be returned to it after too many generations.Also, what I meant by "crutch" was that, in by "protecting" these animals in these places, it allows humans to not feel as bad when we blatently destroy their habitat.
"Weeeeeeell, that's the last tree, Where's the Birds of Paradise now?"
"Don't worry, they're in a ZOO."
"Well, the swamps are drains, where are the hippos?"
"Again, Zoo."
"OH MY FUCKING GOSH! THE GLACIERS MELTED AND THE LAST OF THE SEAL PUPS HAS BEEN BLUDGEONED TO DEATH!"
"Don't worry, we have some in the zoos. we'll reintroduce them in the next ice age."
(END RANT)