Greetings, and may your eyes feast upon each word in a hunger that would drive even the most sane minds mad. Should you so dare to continue your reading, your mind shall belong to me and shall forever be part of my collection of fire-ridden snowflakes. *Cough cough* *yawn* Oh goodness! Was I sleeping again? My, my, my! Sincere apologies to you, yes? A lovely and wonderful greeting to you dear brothers and sisters in literature! Would you like a cup of tea? No? Alcohol, this early? Goodness you are an adventurous sort, aren't you! Well, the wine and spirits, rum and all is over there in that cabinet. See it? Right the- No no, to your left. Yes, that one. Do make yourself comfortable in my little abode, hmm? Or..Wait.. This isn't MY abode.. ..This belongs to someone else!!! Now how did I get here?.. *Thinks, then slowly looks to you* I guess..We're all mad here, aren't we?