Anatidaephobia

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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
a duck watches.


Beware the ducks people.
 
What happens if the Duck asks you for grapes?
 
It's okay, people. Pelican's got this.

 
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Only a rational fear if you're a lady duck.

Ducks evolved to be literal rape machines. Pressurized corkscrew dicks.
 
I think Farside is the one who made this...

Then again, there are a lot of ducks around here and they will follow you around and glare like judgemental jerks (mostly because people feed them and they want bread, I think).
 
You know the fear isn't completely nonsense.

If we count Geese as Ducks then one tried attacking me a week ago. :P
 
If we count Geese as Ducks then one tried attacking me a week ago. :P
My mom had geese as a child. According to her they were more useful than the guard dog ;)
 
Ducks aren't bad. Roosters are fucking evil! If I'm watched by one of those bastards I run and hide like a toddler. =/
 
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