Anatidaephobia

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Icy, May 17, 2016.

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  1. Video for the bravest of souls

    Beware the ducks people.
     
  2. What happens if the Duck asks you for grapes?
     
  3. It's okay, people. Pelican's got this.

     
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  5. Only a rational fear if you're a lady duck.

    Ducks evolved to be literal rape machines. Pressurized corkscrew dicks.
     
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  7. I think Farside is the one who made this...

    Then again, there are a lot of ducks around here and they will follow you around and glare like judgemental jerks (mostly because people feed them and they want bread, I think).
     
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  9. You know the fear isn't completely nonsense.

    If we count Geese as Ducks then one tried attacking me a week ago. :P
     
  10. My mom had geese as a child. According to her they were more useful than the guard dog ;)
     
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    Thread is stupid, post ducks.
     
  12. Ducks aren't bad. Roosters are fucking evil! If I'm watched by one of those bastards I run and hide like a toddler. =/
     
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