An intruder barges into your room! Your weapon is the object to your left...

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A blanket. I could strangle someone with it I guess. Otherwise Im fucked
 
my plate, knife and fork that's still here from my supper. I guess either one of those three wouldn't be too bad. Had the knife not been kinda blunt. But the intruder won't know that... right?
 
My cat! >:D
Ahahahaha, you're all fucked now!
I mean...
qwq
 
A basket full of socks. That intruder doesn't stand a chance! XD
 
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A refrigerator... and a sword. Grab a drink while I chop the guy up.
 
My bra.








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>___>
 
My Weapon would be the spine of an Argos catalogue or any catalogue as it is as hard as rock and probibly give them concussion.
 
a sequined pair of pink short shorts…. yeah I'm screwed if y'all try to rob me..
 
A five pound box of cat litter that was left in the foyer of my apartment o.0
 
A milkshake.
With nuts in it.
Hopefully they're allergic ;c
 
I've got a clothespin and I'm not afraid to use it!
 
I'll bust open an intruders head with a teacup!!! A flowery teacup of Oolong!!!! WAAAHHH-TAHHH!!
 
I will quickly throw my lethal HAT at them!
 
Either earbuds or a bag of oreos.

Use the oreos! Throw them and maybe you can escape if the intruder stops to eat...

To my left is.... a bottle of water.. or a lamp...
 
Use the oreos! Throw them and maybe you can escape if the intruder stops to eat...

To my left is.... a bottle of water.. or a lamp...

Skirt the water into his eyes and hit him over the head with the lamp while he's distracted?
 
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