An Epic for Tort

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/18011143" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/18011143">The Saga Of Biorn</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/viborganimation">The Animation Workshop</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

Somehow I can see this happening to him.
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
Now I'll have nightmares for many weeks to come about sharing this same fate! ;_;

THEN AGAIN, HAVEN'T BEEN NUNS HERE FOR 500 YEARS!
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
Praise Luther! You condom-hating, celtic-cross go-to-church-every-sunday.......motherfucker! >:|