An Epic for Tort

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/18011143" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/18011143">The Saga Of Biorn</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/viborganimation">The Animation Workshop</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

Somehow I can see this happening to him.
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
Now I'll have nightmares for many weeks to come about sharing this same fate! ;_;

THEN AGAIN, HAVEN'T BEEN NUNS HERE FOR 500 YEARS!
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
Praise Luther! You condom-hating, celtic-cross go-to-church-every-sunday.......motherfucker! >:|