AMPIE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, THE GREAT SKY SPIRITS BLESSED YOU THIS DAY...

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AMPIE, IT'S BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMPIE! AMPIE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMPIE!

I WISH YOU LOVE AND GOOD WILL ANGER AND SPILLED BLOOD! I WISH YOU PEACE AND JOY RETRIBUTION AND GURO! I WISH YOU BETTER THAN YOUR HEART'S DESIRES ANCESTOR'S VENGENCE AND YOUR FIRST KISS FROM A BOY SCALP FROM A WHITE MAN!

AMPIE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMPIE! AMPIE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMPIE!
TAKE IT AWAY AMP!

[War Chant to be inserted here]

WHOOO! *Crotch Grab*




And yes, Gibs is totally white Michael Jackson.
 
AT FIRST I WAS LIKE. . .NO ONE REMEMBERED.

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THEN I HEARD TERRIBLE OFF-KEY SINGING AND THOUGHT...OH GOD...HOW EMBARASSING...

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THEN...THEN I HEARD THE SONG...BUT NOT JUST HEARD, BUT HEARD....AND THE OFF-KEY WARBLING...CHANGED INTO THE HEAVENLY CROONING OF ANGELS...AND THEN I--

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You get one internet cake.

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Careful. I've been playing Starcraft 2 nonstop so for all I know there's a Zergling in there.
 
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Happy birthday, may my guro-inspired postcard reach you with destruction.
 
Happy birthday Amp, I wish the greatest most horrific destruction of your enemies.
 
Happy stupid birthday you Conan-touching harlot!
 
Happy birthday, Amp. May you continue to slay your enemies through this year and many years to come while their weapons fail to lay so much as a scratch on you.
 
*Was too tired to check this thread for a birthday post before making one in Insanity.*

;_; . . .

FUCK YOU GUYZ I'M NOT DELETING IT
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMPOULE!!!

*Giant starry-eyed hugs*

Your presents shall go into the mail today.

THEN YOU WILL SEE.
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
24? Jeez, reserved a room in a retirement home yet? That said, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAREST OF ALL MY FRIENDS.
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMPOULE.

May you find ever huger guts to rip and tear.
 
AWWWW, YOU GUIZ ;-;

SO MUCH DESTRUCTION-WISHING...IT TEARS MY HEART TO MANGLED BITS THAT I CAN'T GIVE YOU A HORRIFYINGLY PAINFUL HUG...

INSTEAD I...I...GUESS I'LL JUST...

I WILL GAZE STOICLY INTO THE DISTANCE, ONE CORNER OF MY MOUTH TWITCHING INTO THE FAINTEST HINT OF A SMILE.

THEN AS THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON MY EYE, THE EAGLE TRAPPED INSIDE IT WILL SHRIEK HAPPILY, DROPPING MANGLED CHUNKS OF A SALMON ONTO ITS WAITING BABIES SO THAT THEY CAN EAT IT AN GROW BIG AND STRONG.
 
Well... Yeah... that's how you do it.

I'm late as always :/ Happy Birthday, Amp.