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Hedonist Redd
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"You happen to be in the covers of my bed, sipping tea, in my rebel base." he stated, leaving the pot levitating in the air as he got up, slowly revolving in front of Alyss. He slowly stood up, looking down at his feet, grinning. He then began to go into what seemed like giggle fits, crescendo-ing into full fledged laughter. He slowly began to do backwards cartwheels around the room, talking in a higher pitch, laughing in between.
"There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. You, my dear, are in Wonderland!" he exclaimed, ending right beside the bed, with a show of flair.
"I am Dementis D. Hatter, but you may call me the Hatter." he told Alyss. He got on his hands, and placed his hat on his buttocks, and, quite expertly, gave a tip of the hat with his toes on the hat. He stood back up, but the hat was invaribly stuck on his bottom, as he kicked it as it spinned on it's rim up his back, and swirling back onto his head.
"Oh, no worries. I assure you, it won't smell after that." he jested, laughing at his small joke loudly.
"There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. You, my dear, are in Wonderland!" he exclaimed, ending right beside the bed, with a show of flair.
"I am Dementis D. Hatter, but you may call me the Hatter." he told Alyss. He got on his hands, and placed his hat on his buttocks, and, quite expertly, gave a tip of the hat with his toes on the hat. He stood back up, but the hat was invaribly stuck on his bottom, as he kicked it as it spinned on it's rim up his back, and swirling back onto his head.
"Oh, no worries. I assure you, it won't smell after that." he jested, laughing at his small joke loudly.