all my friends are dead

*Sits Myyt down for serious discussion*

Myyt, I know you're used to the Guild. Where admins and Mods mostly stayed in the dark and didn't do much...
Except for Sherlock.

But here on Iwaku? Mods and Admins are actually active and engaging with the community.
Weird concept I know, you'll get used to it though. :P

Intersante.
 
Oh and didn't I mention they all have infinity AC and breath hellfire? And then their is all their special attacks.... *now wants to start a thread creating DND monsters to correspond with each of the mods*
 
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How appropriate. Haha.
 
Oh and didn't I mention they all have infinity AC and breath hellfire? And then their is all their special attacks.... *now wants to start a thread creating DND monsters to correspond with each of the mods*
Where does on aquire a dInfinity?
 
The Garden of Eden. You heard that in the Bible they stole a fruit? Naa it was God's favourite infinity die (d∞). The dude actually loves tabletop gaming; who'd a thunk it.
 
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The Garden of Eden. You heard that in the Bible they stole a fruit? Naa it was God's favourite infinity die (d∞). The dude actually loves tabletop gaming; who'd a thunk it.
So, taking a single bite of infinite chance develops free will?

That actually kinda makes sense.
 
Hello @Myyt I'll bring you up to speed here.

You can blame me for the Great Migration. Everyone was slowly leaving anyway, I was just giving them a specific direction to go in.

@Asmodeus is the local grumpy old man. He'll slap you upside the head and you'll convince yourself it's out of love but it's really because he has nothing better to do at that moment.

@Razilin is a doctor and the local ethnic minority batman, he vanishes and appears at random.

@Diana is the local owl admin. Just don't say the word "literacy" around her and you'll be fine. Also if you're an elitist, and you hear the beat of wings and a pair of soulless eyes staring at you, you dun' fucked up.

Here's some important code you may want to remember or write down somewhere.

[plain]This makes BBC not do anything. It's Iwaku's equivalent to noparse.[/plain]

[tabs][tab=Potato]This is how you do tabs.[/tab][tab=Chip]Nifty huh?[/tab][/tabs] You can also put tabs inside of tabs if you're a masochist overly organizing sort of person. Keep in mind however that in order to do that, you have to add an additional set of tabstab/tab.

[tabs][tab=Potato]This is how you do tabs.[/tab][tab=Chip]Nifty huh?[tabs][tab=1]Masochism![/tab][tab=2]Seriously![/tab][/tabs][/tab][/tabs]

  • This is how you do tabs.
  • Nifty huh?


  • This is how you do tabs.
  • Nifty huh?
    • Masochism!
    • Seriously!


As for everything else, bookmark this shit. That way you can make...

[rainbow]THE MOST OBNOXIOUS EYE GOUGING SHIT YOU CAN IMAGINE![/rainbow]

Beyond that, welcome to Iwaku, I hope you have a pleasant stay for however long that happens to be. Just remember not to stick your control rod into an underaged member's socket for obvious reasons. (You can tell the age of a member by the little stars to the upper left of everyone's avatars. If it's red/pink, they're an adult. If it's blue/teal, they're Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?...)
 
Also if you're an elitist, and you hear the beat of wings and a pair of soulless eyes staring at you, you dun' fucked up.

Except, you won't hear the beat of her wings. She's an owl.

There will be no warning when she strikes.
 
Except, you won't hear the beat of her wings. She's an owl.

There will be no warning when she strikes.
I'm a ferret. I have to imagine there's some way to survive if she comes after me.

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Oh right, and if you care at all for some reason Myyt, my adoration of ferrets has infected my online persona.
 
And have been sent to iwaku purgatory. There's some seriously splaining you guys need to do rat now.
Sup Myyt, long time no see. You have no clue who I am but I know who you are... Ergo I'm creepy as fuck and have been stalking you for some time now.

So... sup? How've thing's been dude?
Holy shit I can rate posts
Fuck he knows!!!

*prepares anus for endless supply of likes/dislikes*
This should be in the "New Arrivals" section (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Or the RPG retirement thread now known as "Roleplayer Guild: Will RP for Forum" ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

*continues to lose her shit over the new member who wouldn't know*
It's okay. They're used to having a spam section to rile up. They'll adjust soon enough.
I was thinking the same thing. D:
I'll personally apologize late that Myyt's retarded. It's not his fault that his ups, downs, lefts and rights are all so fucking confusing here.

He'll learn in due time C:

*Sits Myyt down for serious discussion*

Myyt, I know you're used to the Guild. Where admins and Mods mostly stayed in the dark and didn't do much...
Except for Sherlock.

But here on Iwaku? Mods and Admins are actually active and engaging with the community.
Weird concept I know, you'll get used to it though. :P
The fuck you talking about? Sherlock was totes the worst mod in RPG and the Admins/mods in Iwaku are all terrible. <3 joking of course for all who can't tell...

Oh right, and if you care at all for some reason Myyt, my adoration of ferrets has infected my online persona.
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE ANYMORE!!! 8D

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Except I've been doing it for dragons before it was cool... but w/e I'm so happy now that I'm not the only one to be judged as the batshit crazy addict of ____ creature thing...

Now if you excuse me I'ma burn me some villages and kidnap me a princess for breakfest 8D
 
I'm not the only one to be judged as the batshit crazy addict of ____ creature thing...

Now if you excuse me I'ma burn me some villages and kidnap me a princess for breakfest 8D
You two got nothing on one friend of mine. :P
He claims to be a fox, and his dream (that he's actually in college for) is to invent AI, so he can create an army of robot foxes, make himself a robot fox and then colonize mars.
 
"All my friends are dead"...
Wasn't that a song on that "Dawn of the Dead" movie?
 
You two got nothing on one friend of mine. :P
He claims to be a fox, and his dream (that he's actually in college for) is to invent AI, so he can create an army of robot foxes, make himself a robot fox and then colonize mars.
Best. Friend. Ever.

Edit: Probably more like. Most. Interesting. Friend. Ever.
 
You two got nothing on one friend of mine. :P
He claims to be a fox, and his dream (that he's actually in college for) is to invent AI, so he can create an army of robot foxes, make himself a robot fox and then colonize mars.
I'm sure I can top that...

I'm 100% I HAVE topped that...

And IF I haven't topped that than I guess it's time to up me game.
 
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Best. Friend. Ever.

Edit: Probably more like. Most. Interesting. Friend. Ever.
He is quite amusing. :P

And he did already succeed on getting Robot foxes put into a video game.

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*has mini heart attack of happy*
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*doesn't know wat else to say other than hearts ;A;! * <33333333333333333333333
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*should submit this post nao before it takes up 30 terrabytes :V*
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(AAAAAAAAA THANK YOU <333333 :D <33333333 *was gonna say moar but I suddenly forgot what else I was gonna say cuz foxes <3333333333333*)
(nao I remember; you guuuuuuuuuuys are amazing <333)
:3
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Edit:
Kay, so I went and made you guyzes a CHRISTMAS PRESENT :D

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And there's a version without the fox (bu-but he's so cute ;A;! *hugs the fox*) but teh reason the other version dun has teh fox ish cuz I's too busy hugging him <3
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Merry Christmaaaaaaaaaas
(if you want the original version of either or both of those images I made just let me know and I'll give them to you :p (the original is super small though, it's less than 60x60 pixels))
Also you probably can't see the words very well against the black background. :p
http://zukaro-travon.deviantart.com/art/Leafy-Games-422257653
http://zukaro-travon.deviantart.com/art/Leafy-Fox-422258047
 
He is quite amusing. :P

And he did already succeed on getting Robot foxes put into a video game.

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*has mini heart attack of happy*
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<<<<<<<<<<<<33333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*doesn't know wat else to say other than hearts ;A;! * <33333333333333333333333
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*should submit this post nao before it takes up 30 terrabytes :V*
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(AAAAAAAAA THANK YOU <333333 :D <33333333 *was gonna say moar but I suddenly forgot what else I was gonna say cuz foxes <3333333333333*)
(nao I remember; you guuuuuuuuuuys are amazing <333)
:3
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Edit:
Kay, so I went and made you guyzes a CHRISTMAS PRESENT :D

leafy_fox_by_zukaro_travon-d6zege7.png


And there's a version without the fox (bu-but he's so cute ;A;! *hugs the fox*) but teh reason the other version dun has teh fox ish cuz I's too busy hugging him <3
leafy_games_by_zukaro_travon-d6zeg39.png



Merry Christmaaaaaaaaaas
(if you want the original version of either or both of those images I made just let me know and I'll give them to you :p (the original is super small though, it's less than 60x60 pixels))
Also you probably can't see the words very well against the black background. :p
http://zukaro-travon.deviantart.com/art/Leafy-Games-422257653
http://zukaro-travon.deviantart.com/art/Leafy-Fox-422258047
As I said, but with more emphasis.

BEST. FRIEND. EVER.

My friend's are waaaaaaay too boring in comparison. I need better friends.
 
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Except I've been doing it for dragons before it was cool... but w/e I'm so happy now that I'm not the only one to be judged as the batshit crazy addict of ____ creature thing...

I'm pretty sure I was at least sort of known on the Guild for being in love with Daleks.

Those things are adorable.

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