Afterlife Scoreboard

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Asuras

When God pulls his gun out, he's not running out.
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The other day my friend and I were discussing something or other and eventually came to what I thought was a funny idea; an afterlife score list. What if, after you die, you are shown an infinite list of scores detailing your life before you died? Things like:

  • Number of times you said the word 'blank'
  • Pounds of meat eaten
  • Hours spent sitting at traffic lights
  • Number of times you pet an animal

It could be anything! If you died and got to see your scores list, what would you want to know about your life in terms of numbers?
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
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I WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I TRIED TO HUG OR PET AND CAT AND IT JUST IGNORED ME!
 
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I'd like to know the amount of times I've cringed at something stupid I've done in the past, it's probably already greater than a million by this point.

Or better yet, the amount of times I spent imitating a cat, likely to be just has high.
 

Minerva

The Times They Are-a Changin’
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Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Alt History, Anything really. It honestly depends on how I'm feeling. I am always up for a good, solid Cyberpunk RP. I'm also up for Crossover RPs.
I'd want to know how many times I've hit Alt+Tab on my computer while playing a game just because I don't like what song's playing.

(It happens several times a day.)
 
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Dervish

The Dastardly Pirate
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The number of shits and the volume of it, along with the closest equivalent sized thing, over the course of my life.

I really want to know if I pooped a battleship.
 
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The number of times I've turned down social interaction in favour of independent activities.

I want to know how much of a loser I am.
 

Slade

Selling out to the man
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The number of shits and the volume of it, along with the closest equivalent sized thing, over the course of my life.

I really want to know if I pooped a battleship.
 

Rithas

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Number of times I've poked myself in the eye by accident

Number of times I've stared at a wall for more then a hour

Number of times I've caused physical harm to others by accident

all probably in the millions
 

Dipper

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Shake a tin of dice and tell me what numbers they give you.
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Sci-Fi, Fantasy, an assortment of Fandoms. Ask and you shall receive (an answer).
The number of times I've mauled myself in the face with my own knee.
The number of times I've played stupid music and forgot my headphones weren't plugged in.
The number of times I've said "dude".
The number of times I've choked on my own spit while laughing.
 

Kagayours

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Number of times I've cleaned my glasses.

Number of times my glasses were dirtied in some obvious way.

I swear I never even touch my lenses or anything and yet somehow they're constantly smudged up despite me not even knowing how they got dirty in the first place. I want to see how these numbers stack up.
 

Jorick

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Fantasy is my #1; I will give almost anything a chance if it has strong fantasy elements. Post apocalyptic, superhero, alternate history, science fantasy, some supernatural, romance, and a few fandoms (especially Game of Thrones) are also likely to catch my eye.
Time spent masturbating. Go big or go home.
 
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Gonzo

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Shadon Xarian

The Frozen Mist of Xaria
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Number of times I accidentially hurt someone XP You wouldn't believe how things just sorta fell into place for a 1% chance of someone getting hurt happening.

Here's a few examples.
A friend was riding a bike and I thought "let's hit his back tire with this basketball" so I throw it and it hit PERFECRLY Inbetween the tire and the bottom frame, Jamming the front tire and flipping the bike over -.-

And another time me and my friend was playing this game and I threw this 95% padded bat at him. But apparently god hates my friends because the very small 5% plastic part is what hit him and cracked his head open -_-

And PE has too many for me to count so that's why I want a check list of that XD
 
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I'd like to know the total amount of time spent trying to gain the attention of an animal, be it a cat, dog, horse or bird.

Also the number of times I've accidentally tossed my phone across the room thanks to those pesky chargers.

And of course, the total amount of ice cream eaten.
 

Minibit

Returned from the Void
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Number of people who really, truly loved me, regardless of when or how long they did so

Total tally of goals met; big or small.

Number of people whose lives were improved in any way by my writing

Number of stars seen

Total Pokemon caught
 
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Rainjay

The Queen Jay
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Eeee I think about this kind of thing all the time. When I die I totally wanna see a list of life stats or something :P

I dunno if any of these are repeated but...

Number of footsteps
Number of times you caught a cold
Number of white lies you've made
% of lies you successfully caught from others
How often you were lied to
How many inches of your hair you cut off during your lifetime
How many shirts you owned
# of games played
# people met
# of true friends
How many times you brushed/combed your hair
How many pencils you broke (including snapping the lead on a mechanical one)
How many pens you ran dry
How many books you read from start to finish
A pie chart showing how you allotted your time on an average day in percentages (bonus points if you get to split it up into phases of your life instead of averaging everything)
How often you ate x food
What word you said/typed/thought the most
Rudest thought you thought about another person
Thing you felt most guilty about
Thing that made you the happiest
How many dots you've marked on paper when bored
How many plastic bags you threw out
% contribution to global warming and pollution?
How many songs you listened to/how long you spent listening to music


Just

Everything

*spends all of eternity after death going over my 'stats'*

Bonus points if all of the goals you've ever made are an achievements list :P
 

Minerva

The Times They Are-a Changin’
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pints of blood lost total throughout your life.

Number of Nosebleeds one has had.

Number of cuts one has had
 
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