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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
• English: I love you
• German: Ich liebe dich.
• Portuguese: Eu te amo
• Bollywood: Maiṁ tumasē pyāra karatā hūm̐
• Youtube: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
• Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
• Diana: I need an adult!
• Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
• Fel: DERP!
• Staci: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
• Hungarian: Szeretlek
• Persian: Doostet daram
• Czech: Miluju tě
• Turkish: Seni seviyorum
• Raz: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
• Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
• Night at the Roxbury: WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me...
• Italian: Ti amo~
• Orochi: Touch my ass
• Miru: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
• Rory: Will there be free wifi?
• Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
• Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
• Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
• Spanish: Te amo.
• Loki: You have heart.
• Albanian: Te dua
• Ossochanter: Thanks to you, I am saddled with... unnecessary feelings.
• Yav: YROR-SAN!!!!
• Roriko: *PUNCHES YOU* That's how I show affection!.
• Orion: BOOMERANG!!
• Ocha: I don't hate you, but it is pointless
• Jack Shade: Hi, I'm Jack Shade.
• Vay: I have been emotionally compromised
• Coffecakesadist: *sipping coffee**splutters*
• Taylor Swift: And that's the way I loved you! Breakin down and comin' undone, it's a roller coaster kinna rush and I never knew I could feel that much and that's the way I loved you.
• Asmodeus: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
• Dawn: Needs more yaoi….
• Tegan: We were having 12% of a moment
• King Weavel: I watched you while you slept
• Welsh: Rwy'n dy garu di
• Fluffy: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOULSOOOOOOOOOOOOOON NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD! YOU WILL BE AVENGED! I WILL GET THE AVENGERS AND YOU WILL BE AVENGED!
• Paorou: BILLY HERRINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Danish: Jeg elsker dig
• James Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond.
• Dutch: Ik hou van jou
• John Lennon: All You Need Is Love
 
Vay and I sound like Vulcans.

Seems legit.
 
I... What... Is... I don't even.....


*walks away muttering*
 
MURRRRR?! MURRRRMURMURMU MUR MUR!?

MUR?

MURMUR MURMUR MURRRR? MURMMURMUR? MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

 
Tegan is Totes Pepper Potts.


Ignore that quote Osso.
 
NOW I'M DISAPPOINTED!!! WERE THE FUCK IS SWEDISH? MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?

Swedish:
Jag hatar dig! >_<

Literally it means I hate you, but everytime someone say that it actually means they love you... THAT'S A FACT OF LIFE!!!
 
^uguubuguu'uguubuguu
danish represents all of the scandi-peeps. they're all too similiar for anyone to bother with it
stop with ur emo/goth/wannabesatanist ranting shenanigans

BORT BORT!
 
I agree with the Norwegian guy.
 
PFFF
Danish and Norwegian is almost the same but Danish and Swedish is nothing alike >_<

Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg
Swedish: Jag älskar dig

TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!! FOUR LETTERS DIFFERENCE!!!! NORWEGIAN HAS ONLY ONE BUT SWEDEN HAS FOUR!!
We are nothing alike >_< Pff...
 
yeah, I guess something must've happened when that french general decided to put his rule on swedaland

sure, the danes fucked us so hard our language is just a dialect of theirs with some extra p's, t's and k's here and there now

butwhogiveafuck, icelandic is the real deal, son ._.
 
I think of two things when I think of Iceland, hot springs in snow and fermented shark!
 
Damn foreigners. Learn to speak English.
 
NO OCTOBER, ENGLISH IS A DEAD LANGUAGE. EVERYONE SHOULD LEARN LATIN INSTEAD!!! x3
 
English? I can't understand them damn Australlians when they talk!
 
The Swedish girl and Tort are tsundere towards each other. That, my friends, proves true love.
 
i just can't stop picturing a fermented shark glaring at me