Absolutely Amazing Discoveries

[Gwazi Magnum]

Clearly we need to be praising the Sun more then.

 

[Marchosias]

Yessss... that way we kill two stones vith one bird!

Poor stones...

 

[Finhawk]

Hey Gwazi, did you know that when the sun God is sad, white powder falls from the sky.

So today when I was walking around the magnificent outside, the sun was... crying... on me?

I don't know how I feel about this.

 

[redblood]

So today when I was walking around the magnificent outside, the sun was... crying... on me?

I don't know how I feel about this.

Don't worry, it's worse when it rains. That means the great sun is doing its toilet business on us o_o Figure out how you feel about that :D Meteorites and asteroids are of course the sun God's holy poops. That's why scientists are so fond of them :3

I haven't figured out what lightning and thunder is yet though. Maybe it's his burps? Or gases?

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I haven't figured out what lightning and thunder is yet though. Maybe it's his burps? Or gases?

Violent Diarrhoea.

 

[Finhawk]

Don't worry, it's worse when it rains. That means the great sun is doing its toilet business on us o_o Figure out how you feel about that :D Meteorites and asteroids are of course the sun God's holy poops. That's why scientists are so fond of them :3

I haven't figured out what lightning and thunder is yet though. Maybe it's his burps? Or gases?

As a person who occasionally likes to stand outside in the rain, I am now scarred for life. Thank you.

 

[redblood]

Violent Diarrhoea.

Wouldn't that be a mud-flood though?

 

[redblood]

As a person who occasionally likes to stand outside in the rain, I am now scarred for life. Thank you.

Mission accomplished!

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Wouldn't that be a mud-flood though?

Those don't come from the sky.

 

[Finhawk]

Those don't come from the sky.

That's what Obama wants you to think.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

That's what Obama wants you to think.

Obama's the Anti-Christ though.
Wouldn't he take full credit for what comes from the ground, Hells domain?

 

[Finhawk]

Obama's the Anti-Christ though.
Wouldn't he take full credit for what comes from the ground, Hells domain?

Not necessarily if some big evil scheme to destroy the world requires the opposite. A mere mortal like me cannot possibly hope to comprehend the thoughts or motives of the anti-christ though so we might never know.

 

[redblood]

I wonder what the rainbow is... Is it all the sun God's bodily fluids forced together in the sky?

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Not necessarily if some big evil scheme to destroy the world requires the opposite. A mere mortal like me cannot possibly hope to comprehend the thoughts or motives of the anti-christ though so we might never know.

True. The Anti-Christs knowledge and wisdom is far beyond mortal reasoning and understanding.
We must simply wait, for the day we might ascend humanity and gain such knowledge.

 

[Yatagarasu]

I have discovered that ever since I learnt that Gwazi was the sun...

I felt my face becoming red as a strawberry. My heartbeat going ever so quicker than before. My eyes slowly proceeded to...

SQUINT AS I REALISE THAT THE SUN IS AN UGLY ASS MOFO THAT WANTS ME BLIND. SO I TURN AWAY IN DISGUST.

PUT ON SUNGLASSES WHEN LOOKING DIRECTLY AT GWAZI IF YOU DONT WANT TO GO BLIND FROM THAT ATROCITY.

<3

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

If you praised the Sun properly you would be able to use it's incandescent aura for Miracles.

 

[Yatagarasu]

If anything it has given me nothing but bad luck

凸.n.凸

Just burn out already >:[

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Someone isn't getting lightning spear.

 

[Grothnor]

Someone isn't getting lightning spear.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

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