ABC Style - How to Lose a Job

Utilizing various of your boss' office supplies as human waste disposal
 
Wining about your boss when he's stand right behind you.
 
Yank out your Crank and smack the oldest female employee in the face with it.
 
Yelling in a weird language as you preform a sacrifice rituals your boss the sacifice in the work building.
 
Zapping the CEO of your company with a dual pair of Tasers.
 
åk in på en motorcykel till din chefs kontor (ride a motorbike in to your boss's office)
ät din chef till middag (eat your boss for dinner)
överge allt jobb (abandone your work)

(I got in the last three swedish letters mohahhaa)
 
I think eating your boss for dinner would get you a promotion.....

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN


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